How do you tell someone that their feet stink?

[JayPatel]

its such a sensitive issue but everytime my friend comes over he wears his sandals with no socks in the heated days and the second he takes them off he covers my room in this nasty funky odor. whats worst is that he tells me that something in my room stinks and i should shampoo out the carpet.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

LOL
tell him that his sandals stink, cus everybody gets the sandal funk, at least down south they do hehe
mine stink right now
I usually treat em with a application of baking soda...anybody else have a better idea to get rid of leather sandal funk?

 

[unxpurg8d]

If he's tactless enough to tell YOU your carpet stinks you no longer have to restrain yourself - after he's desandaled himself pick 'em up with a broom handle and toss 'em OUT THE WINDOW, DOOR, OR IN THE NEAREST TRASH COMPACTOR! You'll be doing yourself and your friend a favor by being blunt since he obviously can't figure it out for himself. Better YOU than some girl.

 

[j@cko]

I would say, man~, you might want to go wash your feet. cu'z it doesn't smell so good.

 

[Thegonagle]

Go to the store and get some new ankle length socks. Next time He comes over, just tell him, "Dude, your feet stink!"

Give him a pair of socks. I guarantee, he'll bring his own socks next time.

 

[snakesnfrogs]

tell him to wear some socks---or you could give him a subtle hint and soak his feet w/ some Febreze...

 

[Zucchini]

iew wtf? he must have sh1tty hygene, because sandles already reduce food odor by keeping feet dry n airing em out. wtf, i wouldn't let that freak in my house at all. bitch slap him and tell him to wash his freaking feet.. several times a day if need be. if that doesn't work.. its foot doctor time, he's got something nasty growing on him

 

[SVTPower]

Say... OMG it smells like feet in here!

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

what kinda sandels do you people wear? all of my friends wear em, and all of em smell. Maybe its the Texas heat or something, cus the bottom of your feet still sweat in sandals, specially when you drive.

 

[yo2tup]

no socks, no service

 

[Thegonagle]

Does he have bad breath, too? Foot and Mouth Disease!

 

[ThisIsMatt]

no way, I had a pair of sandles (flohos or whatever they're called) and they stunk, or at least amplified my normal smell x 100. I would say that my feet (after all day in nikes) are normal, they don't smell terrible, but sandles made them reak...

Just say, "Dude, your feet smell." I don't think feet smell is a real touchy subject...

 

[JayPatel]

it smells like a dying cow in my room.

 

[arod324]

Foot and mouth disease!!! That's great. HEHE LOL!

 

[HappyFace]

My feet are always dry, and don't have a bad odor! It's called proper hygiene. Perhaps your friend missed that particular health class.

 

[JayPatel]

its pretty bad when u can see the black outline of his grungy feet shape on his brown sandals.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Um, different people sweat very differently. Just because someone sweats a lot and possibly has smelly feet because of it doesn't mean they have bad hygiene...

 

[rlism]

"why don't you go wash yo feet you stanky ho!"






hrm.. haven't seen 'menace' in a while, is that right?

 

[HappyFace]

<< Um, different people sweat very differently. Just because someone sweats a lot and possibly has smelly feet because of it doesn't mean they have bad hygiene... >>

Ah, perhaps you're right. It's gotta be foot and mouth disease

 

[YJase]

&quot;Dayum Yo Feet Stink&quot;
Or go toGentle Hints and send him something.

 

[etech]

Suggest he see a doctor, that can be a sign of diabetes.

 

[yakko]

You: Can I smell your balls?
Him: No.
You: Then it must be your feet.

 

[Jarwa]

<< You: Can I smell your balls?
Him: No.
You: Then it must be your feet. >>



ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

lol Yakko

 

[lepper boy]

<Insert friends name here> Your Feet Stink like a skunk stuck to the bottom of my car!