How do you tell a girl she's fat without offending her?

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Show her a mirror

 

[zinfamous]

what do you find "hot" about her?

probably her vagina.

 

[schneiderguy]

probably her vagina.

But that's where I came from! D:

 

[mizzou]

Go massage her Schneider, but then pretend to get frustrated and say you can't hit the muscle tissue because there is too much fat and it's hurting your fingers. Tell her it's like trying to grap a penny at the bottom of a jello bowl.

That way you haven't actually told her she is fat, but you did provide enough evidence to insinuate that there is a weight problem.

OR

Go buy a jacket and insert lead weights, don't tell her about the weights, but wrap it up and say you bought a beautiful new jacket and you want her to try it on and wear it out for several days a week.

 

[UberNeuman]

But that's where I came in! D:

wow - didn't need to know....

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

nothing motivates a woman to lose weight, unless you call her a fat wise and beautiful woman


We allow a lot of low-brow descriptions in OT but absolutely no reason at all to use that sort of language






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[ShawnD1]

Harness the power of racism. Tell her she looks black because she has a huge booty.

 

[AlienCraft]

Sweet Jeezus you don't. Unless she brings it up. Then don't anyway. She's a woman and they know. more.

 

[janas19]

Harness the power of racism. Tell her she looks black because she has a huge booty.

Lol! That's just wrong lol

 

[Locut0s]

Get caught by her masturbating to a photo of her when she was thinner.

Oh wait sorry that won't work, you want something you haven't tried yet right? :hmm:

 

[FoBoT]

You don't. Trust me. Even your moms. Just don't go there.

^^^

 

[DirkGently1]

"No offense but you are fat"

That should do the trick.

 

[DayLaPaul]

How old is your mom?

 

[Nebbers]

Fat women already know they're fat. You don't. There is no point.

 

[DaTT]

Lately my Mom has been packing on the pounds. I've always been known as "the guy with the hot mom" but her recent weight gain is putting this title in jeopardy. How do I tell her that she's fat without offending her? :hmm:

Is it getting more difficult for you to have sex with her? Just think how big her tits will get, sounds like fun to me....send her my way, I'll show her the best 2 to 2 and half minutes of her life.

 

[Veliko]

Unless you are actively looking to get your mates to have sex with her, you should stop worrying about such things.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Tell her. She is your mom. She has to love you.

A better question is why are you concerned with whether people think "you have a hot mom?" Trying to keep the mom jokes believable?

Lie

 

[MarkXIX]

One man's fat is another man's hottie.

Bottom line, we need pics to really help you with this issue.

 

[V00DOO]

Get her a gym membership for Christmas.

 

[CraigRT]

I would say something dude. I mean being fat isn't exactly good for your health. Just play that card.

 

[ShawnD1]

I would say something dude. I mean being fat isn't exactly good for your health. Just play that card.

I don't want your huge ass ruining the shocks in my new car

 

[RaistlinZ]

Just don't. There is nothing to be gained. Let someone else be the sacrificial fool.

 

[biostud]

She already knows. Women always know.

So you need to find out why she suddenly has started to gain weight.

 

[Cookie]

She already knows. Women always know.

So you need to find out why she suddenly has started to gain weight.

This.
She probably did it on purpose so you will stop fapping to her pics.

 

[biostud]

This.
She probably did it on purpose so you will stop fapping to her pics.

:awe: