How do you ship a package longer than 108 inches in length?

[phaxmohdem]

I have a 135" motorized projection screen I'm trying to sell. Was getting ready to post it on eBay tonight, but I decided to do a little shipping research first. The dimensions of the box it will be shipping in is 125" x 5" x 6" The maximum length of a single side for all the standard shipping services is 108"

Is there some (relatively economic) way to ship this silly thing, or am I going to have to try and sell it locally?

 

[thescreensavers]

Cut it in half. Lol. Call up UPS and find out if you can send it freight or something.

 

[Epic Fail]

That's what she said.

 

[schneiderguy]

You'd have to ask my penis.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

My penis controls my every thought and action.

 

[BoomerD]

Freight. I doubt UPS will send it freight for you. You'll have to make arrangements with one of the freight lines in your area.

Depending on where it's going...it probably won't be cheap.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

My penis controls my every thought and action.

your just a normal guy then

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Freight. I doubt UPS will send it freight for you. You'll have to make arrangements with one of the freight lines in your area.

Depending on where it's going...it probably won't be cheap.

FedEx has a freight service, I'm sure UPS would too. Oh look: http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/freight/index.html

 

[ithec]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

My penis controls my every thought and action.

your just a normal guy then

win hahaha

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

My penis controls my every thought and action.

How is that working out for you?

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
you're just a normal guy then

True.

 

[BabaBooey]

send by rail ?

 

[compuwiz1]

Where are you sending my dick?

 

[ivan2]

print a label online, don't put your own address on it. affix it to the package, slip the package onto the car when the mailman is unaware, he will drive it away with him and they will deliver but they will let the receiver know not to send mail that's too long next time.

 

[ISAslot]

place it in a wider box at an angle?

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
You'd have to ask my penis.

why?? is your penis more intelligent than you??

My penis controls my every thought and action.

How is that working out for you?

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
you're just a normal guy then

True.

Dont be a grammar nazi plas!

 

[silverpig]

There is a way to do it. Ever hear this riddle before:

A man wants to get on a bus with a new 5' long hockey stick he just bought. The bus driver tells him the longest object he's allowed to bring on is 4' and that he has to get off the bus. How does he get on and go home?

Answer: He gets a 4'x3' rectangular box, and puts the 5' hockey stick in diagonally. He now has a 4' long box and is allowed to bring it on.

So your solution is to use a little trigonometry. Get a box that's 108" long with a 125" (or 135" depending on which number in the OP is right) diagonal.