How do you pee with morning wood?

[boochi]

Personally I have to go with a modified version of the plank with one arm directing traffic. Does anybody have any better ideas?

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[Via]

Just sit down.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Modified plank for sure. I'm no acrobat.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I do the plank.

 

[rudeguy]

pee in the bathtub

 

[boochi]

Back in college i would just stand in the emergency stairwell and let her fly.

 

[AFurryReptile]

I lol'd.

I also plank.

 

[RedRooster]

Those are disgusting. I just go in the shower.

 

[MovingTarget]

Carefully.

 

[Baked]

JO before you get outta bed.

 

[MotF Bane]

Back in college i would just stand in the emergency stairwell and let her fly.

lol

 

[Fritzo]

I do the Superman.

 

[boochi]

I do the Superman.

Bravo!

 

[911paramedic]

Have you seen Me Myself & Irene? It's just like the scene when he goes in the morning while staying at the motel.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Strong Arm + One-Arm Plank

 

[Dulanic]

I do the Superman.

Lol awesome

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Krynj]

Kind of ironic that I'm watching the Kenny VS Spenny episode "First one to get a boner loses" on NetFlix right now.

Piss in the sink.

 

[boochi]

 

[drebo]

I strong-arm it.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I usually just stand in front of the toilet and wait. Being the morning, I'm always super cold and tired, and that makes it go down fairly quick.

 

[drebo]

I don't see how that helps...I need a toilet that's taller, not longer.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I don't see how that helps...I need a toilet that's taller, not longer.

Its so you can plank without issue,

 

[chusteczka]

I strong-arm it.

The strong-arm method can seriously damage your penor muscles and is not recommended.

I used to do a combination of the Girly Man and the Downward Dog. Now, I just stand comfortably and pee in the bathtub/shower, making a nice aerial arc.

 

[HAL9000]

In before lock.