How do you measure.....

[dudeman007]

......a ruler?

ready; go.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

with another ruler?

 

[KLin]

I use my 12" cock.

 

[jagec]

With a beam of light from the orange-red emissions spectrum of Krypton-86 and a cesium-133 atomic clock.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

:laugh: I couldn't help but click too

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

:laugh: I couldn't help but click too

a grave desire to admonish and yet a secret jealousy that consumes us all...

edit: oh my..that did not come out right at all...

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: jagec
With a beam of light from the orange-red emissions spectrum of Krypton-86 and a cesium-133 atomic clock.

Or a chunk of platinum

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

:laugh: I couldn't help but click too

a grave desire to admonish and yet a secret jealousy that consumes us all...

edit: oh my..that did not come out right at all...

you seem to have that trouble, goosemaster.

I remember another thread:

" quote:
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
XIII sucks

You should really start dating girls over 16.

I have to start small so I can effectively move on to bigger things...


EDIT: Okay, that was just weird and elluded to WAAY more than any sane person would mean to"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

:laugh: I couldn't help but click too

a grave desire to admonish and yet a secret jealousy that consumes us all...

edit: oh my..that did not come out right at all...

you seem to have that trouble, goosemaster.

I remember another thread:

" quote:
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
XIII sucks

You should really start dating girls over 16.

I have to start small so I can effectively move on to bigger things...


EDIT: Okay, that was just weird and elluded to WAAY more than any sane person would mean to"

hmm...should I ..no wait..he ..meight..find out......

<--loves writing sh!t that plays on teh fears of all

 

[element]

dumbest question ever. simple answer: you look at it.

 

[her209]

You weigh it.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I measure the ruler based upon his or her performance ruling.

For instance, I subtract points for these things ...
-Taking away personal freedoms / rights
-creating laws based upon "moral values" that go against logic
-mixing of religion and politics
-being wastefull with resources
-lying to his or her constituants
-lying to the rest of the world
-not admitting their mistakes
-extreme arrogance
-extreme stupidity
-Increasing the financial burden of the people
-quick to jump to conclusions
-discriminatos against people
-lacks logic
-shoot first, ask questions later
-brings their ruled territory into debt
-wants to create more victimless crimes

I add points for these things...
-Someone who is Humble and Modest, yet obviously much more intelligent that the common man
-solves problems rather then creates them
-honesty
-grant all those who are ruled more personal freedoms and rights
-less restrictions
-tolerant
-Decreasing the fiancial burden of the people
-uses logic
-intelligence
-more root cause analysis
-good international policies
-good ecological / environmental policy
-good fiscal policy




Thus, most American politicians are around the -5 to -10 range.

 

[SirStev0]

.... a meter is defined by the nucleus ... dont remember exactly what...

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KLin
I use my 12" cock.

Why couldn't I resist clicking on that? And no, I'm not gay.

You couldn't figure out what it was ahead of time? tsk tsk

 

[notfred]

Rulers are self-measuring.