How do you measure a woman?

[HappyPuppy]

Do you measure the disireability of a woman by the size of her boobs? Maybe her ass? Perhaps you are a leg man and judge her by how lithe she is.

Some measure a woman by how often and how well she will put out.

Some measure a woman by her combined attributes.

Women have admirable mental qualities as well.

How shallow are you?

No poll.

 

[chuckywang]

Time it takes to cook dinner.

 

[pyonir]

I'm shallow...but not that shallow.

 

[Ryan]

Seeing as I have this magical ability to look past the physical traits of a woman - their brains/personality

 

[her209]

All of the above.

 

[edro]

How well she can keep a conversation going with me...

 

[Chaotic42]

The way that she lives her life
Her character

Then the size of her tracts of land.

 

[ElFenix]

with a measuring tape

 

[yhelothar]

open-minded

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
with a measuring tape

I knew that was coming. :thumbsup: to ElFenix.

 

[biostud]

how many beer she can drink and still kick the ass of the biggest baddest biker in the bar.

 

[tami]

i'd love my fiance to answer this one.

let's see if he finds it.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

 

[titsmcgee]

Eh, you're all liars. You know you look at tits and ass before you actually get to know how well she can carry a conversation...nothing wrong with it.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: titsmcgee
Eh, you're all liars. You know you look at tits and ass before you actually get to know how well she can carry a conversation...nothing wrong with it.

y hulo thar!

 

[jspeicher]

sorry, i read this thread as :

how do you pleasure a woman?


not that i have ANY experience.

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: biostud
how many beer she can drink and still kick the ass of the biggest baddest biker in the bar.

specially if that biker is her dad

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

Is he supposed to know that? I wouldn't automatically tell anyone on the other end of the phone who i was when i asked for a girl.

 

[titsmcgee]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: titsmcgee
Eh, you're all liars. You know you look at tits and ass before you actually get to know how well she can carry a conversation...nothing wrong with it.

y hulo thar!

Go ahead, make the rookie comments, we all gotta start somewhere

 

[Random Variable]

in newtons per coulomb

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

Is he supposed to know that? I wouldn't automatically tell anyone on the other end of the phone who i was when i asked for a girl.

pyonir, when I make a phonecall and somebody answers, ther first thing I say is, "Hi, this is Asshole, may I speak to Whoever." That way the person on the receiving end knows who is calling and who that person would like to speak to.

That is how I was raised. It is also good business practice.

If anybody thinks my way is wrong then spout off. I am willing to hear you out.

 

[titsmcgee]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

Is he supposed to know that? I wouldn't automatically tell anyone on the other end of the phone who i was when i asked for a girl.

pyonir, when I make a phonecall and somebody answers, ther first thing I say is, "Hi, this is Asshole, may I speak to Whoever." That way the person on the receiving end knows who is calling and who that person would like to speak to.

That is how I was raised. It is also good business practice.

If anybody thinks my way is wrong then spout off. I am willing to hear you out.

If my dad acted like that when I was younger, I would have been on Girls Gone Wild by now.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

That happens all of the time here. 400 guys call my cousin everyday and won't leave their names. Even if you ask them. I just don't answer the phone if it's a number I don't know.

 

[EvilYoda]

I'm very selective overall, so therefore shallow on the top layer...and it doesn't get any easier from there. Maybe in a few years it'll change, but I doubt it. I've been spoiled by my exes and female friends, so if things go badly, i might be too stubborn and die single.

If a woman is decently physically attractive, I'll make another decision within a minute of hearing her speak...unless it's one of those nights where the talking doesn't matter

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Even in today's society, with all our laws and taboos, women are still abused.

No, I am not a libber, just a cocerned bystander. I have a daughte who will be entering the "eligible" age soon and I am a bit protective.

I am an asshole, as many of you know, and I have one primary requirement for any boy who wants to talk to my daughter, ie. when you call my daughter and I or any other member of my family answers the phone, you will identify yourself BEFORE asking to speak to my daughter. If you do not I, and the other members of my family, will hang up on you. Yes, we will be just as rude as you.

End of story.

You lose.

Is he supposed to know that? I wouldn't automatically tell anyone on the other end of the phone who i was when i asked for a girl.

pyonir, when I make a phonecall and somebody answers, ther first thing I say is, "Hi, this is Asshole, may I speak to Whoever." That way the person on the receiving end knows who is calling and who that person would like to speak to.

That is how I was raised. It is also good business practice.

If anybody thinks my way is wrong then spout off. I am willing to hear you out.

I've never heard anyone say that on the phone. Only when calling a business...not a personal residence. You must be OLD fashioned.