How do you measure a man?

[biostud]

I'm a 42 year old virgin and my father is very protective. I would like to meet a nice man, but I don't know how to know if he's nice since I've never met one. What should I look for, and how do I convince my father that he is good enough for me?

























(Sorry, but that thread was just screaming for one)

 

[amol]

measuring a man:

stupider the parodies = less of a man

 

[SynthDude2001]

 

[her209]

/waits for the "how do you measure a shemale?" thread.

 

[stev0]

usually when you make a parody thread, you don't explain what youre doing in your op... remember that for next time

 

[Ryan]

Degree of hotness when compared to Topher.

 

[Orsorum]

With a ruler.

 

[IAteYourMother]

get some buttsechs

 

[titsmcgee]

Measure a man's WHAT exactly? I find that using a ruler always leads to disappointment, better to just estimate. Or something.