How do YOU like to hide bodies

[MacBaine]

no time for questions

 

[guyver01]

woodchipper

or lake

 

[stormbv]

dismember the body and start digging!

Or put the body in a dumpster. Be stealthy!

 

[NewSc2]

Not the ocean

 

[ClueLis]

Pools of acid usually work well. They get rid of evidence, too.

 

[MacBaine]

ok, hypothetical scenario. you find a body in your house. forget the details of how it got there. no acid, woodchipper's cost $75 to rent. what would YOU do?

 

[aic]

salad dressing

 

[UglyCasanova]

Put it in my closet and only take it out at night.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: aic
salad dressing

blue cheese or raspberry vinagrette?

 

[Jhill]

I've seen a porno movie that started like this once.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno movie that started like this once.

how did it end?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Call 911 and ask them how.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno movie that started like this once.

how did it end?

Sex.

 

[Crazymofo]

I own a pig farm... be very careful what you say to me!

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno movie that started like this once.

how did it end?

I've never gotten to the end.

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
ok, hypothetical scenario. you find a body in your house. forget the details of how it got there. no acid, woodchipper's cost $75 to rent. what would YOU do?

I would wear a hair net, put on some gloves, store it in a closet, then at night, drive out to some reserve out in the desert at 4am-5am, and when I reach there as sunrise comes I'd find somewhere to dump it off (sunrise so I can see anybody coming and load it back into my trunk)

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Jhill
I've seen a porno movie that started like this once.

how did it end?

Sex.

what did they do with the body? wait... nevermind

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: NewSc2

Originally posted by: MacBaine
ok, hypothetical scenario. you find a body in your house. forget the details of how it got there. no acid, woodchipper's cost $75 to rent. what would YOU do?

I would wear a hair net, put on some gloves, store it in a closet, then at night, drive out to some reserve out in the desert at 4am-5am, and when I reach there as sunrise comes I'd find somewhere to dump it off (sunrise so I can see anybody coming and load it back into my trunk)

the closest desert is a couple thousand miles away. would a small beach work? sand = sand

 

[cavemanmoron]

see This thread that was locked also

 

[iwearnosox]

I have cranky mod in my fridge, I'm going to bbq him and serve him to the neighbors..

 

[PatboyX]

basement till i think of something better.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
see This thread that was locked also

I'm not asking how to kidnap somebody, that's illegal. I'm merely asking how YOU would hide a dead body. I never said human. STOP ACCUSING ME! IT WAS SELF DEFENSE! NOT THAT I KILLED HIM! HE TRIPPED!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
see This thread that was locked also

I'm not asking how to kidnap somebody, that's illegal. I'm merely asking how YOU would hide a dead body. I never said human. STOP ACCUSING ME! IT WAS SELF DEFENSE! NOT THAT I KILLED HIM! HE TRIPPED!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

:camera:

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
no time for questions

i was expecting this thread to be from FatBaby....

 

[MacBaine]

Ok, new question. How do YOU hide a body which may or may not be dead anymore?