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wfbberzerker

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
 
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erikiksaz

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Nov 3, 1999
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Send it through UPS in a few oversized boxes?



<--- don't know how the hell i came up with that. :confused:
 
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Crucial

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Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
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Awesome.
:D
 
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JeffreyLebowski

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Aug 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: MacBaine
Ok, new question. How do YOU hide a body which may or may not be dead anymore?
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trunk of a cadillac.
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Only if it's a dead hooker.

Anyways, a bad of lime, some salt, and a bathtub is all you need. the lime and salt will disolve flesh and bone, then you just let it go down the drain, may want to get some draino, rubber gloves and boots. And some airfreshener.

 
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fatbaby

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The best way would be to incinerate the body, then take the ashes and dump them in the ocean.
 
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