How do you let go of your gas?

[Ricemarine]

Which one do you do?

 

[bamacre]

I silently fart so that other people can smell it.

 

[Chompman]

Silent but deadly.

 

[anxi80]

i let it rip silently and then ask everyone in the room if they smell pizza. then wait until they take nice, deep breaths, and then laugh hysterically as they wretch and curse my very name.

 

[intogamer]

I let my toilet eat it

 

[tfinch2]

Both at the same time

 

[KokomoGSTmp]

Belch loud mostly... SBDs occassionally.

 

[laurenlex]

I think that farts and burps are seperate biology thingies.

Therefore, this pole needs 2 questions.

and tfinch2, prove you can fart and burp at the same time.

 

[Aquaman]

tis better to burp and taste it

then fart and waste it

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[HN]

you get to choose?

 

[upsciLLion]

I burp discreetly if possible. Otherwise I go to the men's room to fart.

 

[suse920]

teheheehhehehe (^)

 

[Rubycon]

Full duplex during sunday services!

 

[shilala]

I do whatever it takes.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: laurenlex


and tfinch2, prove you can fart and burp at the same time.

I had this same bet in like grade 6, and i won.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i let it rip silently and then ask everyone in the room if they smell pizza. then wait until they take nice, deep breaths, and then laugh hysterically as they wretch and curse my very name.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahahahhahha

 

[rh71]

I have learned the art of silent expulsion.

 

[OmahaTaz]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i let it rip silently and then ask everyone in the room if they smell pizza. then wait until they take nice, deep breaths, and then laugh hysterically as they wretch and curse my very name.

LOL This happened to me my first day of work at my present company. My co-worker whom I sat back to back with pulled this EXACT move on me. I knew that this was a place I would fit in, and I have been here for 10 yrs.

I even asked him if he was the one posting this....

 

[Quasmo]

Coincedentally I farted while posting this.

 

[funboy6942]

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

 

[sswingle]

I dont think its possible to feel a fart coming on and turn it into a burp, or vice versa. Sorry

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

depends on whether the gas smells like crap or not. When I burp it's silent... you ask how and I think I figured out the key, which is to load it into your lungs first and then breath it out rather than have no control over the pressure.