How do you keep yourself groomed?

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Nebor

Nebor

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Originally posted by: mwtgg
Where's the option for "complete forrest in your pants"? :p
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We specifically discussed this option in IRC! Where is it?!
 
Nebor

Nebor

Lifer
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Oh, and clean shaven. If you skip more than 3 or 4 days, itches like CRAZY though.
 
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Gurck

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:laugh: You should delineate the area you're talking about sooner for a more reliable poll :D Assuming it's "down there" from your last question, my answer is... <Axel Rose> Welcome to the Jungle </Axel Rose>
 
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NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
What on Earth possesses ANYONE to take a blade to their yambag?
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It feels really cool smooth?
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Until it grows back, then it's itching like mad.
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That's why you have to keep it shaved. Try sleeping naked in a heated waterbed with satin sheets.

:D :D :D
 
Megatomic

Megatomic

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Uh, why do you want to know Nik? :confused:

Regardless, I shaved it once when my wife did it the first time. I've never done it since. She said it looked strange with no hair. :eek: :D
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Megatomic
Uh, why do you want to know Nik? :confused:

Regardless, I shaved it once when my wife did it the first time. I've never done it since. She said it looked strange with no hair. :eek: :D
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Because I secretly want to have sex with you!
 
Megatomic

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Uh, why do you want to know Nik? :confused:

Regardless, I shaved it once when my wife did it the first time. I've never done it since. She said it looked strange with no hair. :eek: :D
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Because I secretly want to have sex with you!
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:heart:

 
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upsciLLion

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Feb 21, 2001
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I keep myself neatly trimmed. My girlfriend on the other hand has a landing strip. As such, I like to make airplane noises before we have sex.
 
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Luden

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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I keep myself neatly trimmed. My girlfriend on the other hand has a landing strip. As such, I like to make airplane noises before we have sex.
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You never did that with me :(
 
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mwtgg

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Megatomic
Uh, why do you want to know Nik? :confused:

Regardless, I shaved it once when my wife did it the first time. I've never done it since. She said it looked strange with no hair. :eek: :D
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Because I secretly want to have sex with you!
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Well, not much of a secret anymore, is it?
 
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upsciLLion

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Originally posted by: Luden
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I keep myself neatly trimmed. My girlfriend on the other hand has a landing strip. As such, I like to make airplane noises before we have sex.
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You never did that with me :(
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You're the only one I've ever ridden while Flight of the Valkyries played in the background. :heart:
 
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Schrodinger

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I don't know how your women would feel. I can't stand when women shave. They look like a 12 year old and it just feels wrong. Landing strip are good I guess. But nothing? sick
 
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