How do you get someone executed / assasinated?

compuwiz1

Admin Emeritus Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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I wan't it done now!


I hate the bastard!


He's driving me crazy!

So far he has not gotten to my woman.

He has not gotten to my daughter.

This bastard is really trying my patience!

Ok, this is it! I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands! This SOB has really warn me down!
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Will someone, please, just kill that damn Fly! I tried, but I missed. I really need a HIT man / woman! :D
 

Colt45

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Apr 18, 2001
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exterminator is the proper word here..

maybe pest-something

good laugh tho :)
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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I had one the other day, big loud, and enthusiastic about flying around all over the place. After unsuccessfully attempting to get him sucked up into the vacuum cleaner, I got lucky and managed to chase him out of the house through an open door.
 

LostHiWay

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Apr 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: bacillus
Originally posted by: Colt45
exterminator is the proper word here
terminator is more apt! :Q

Actually "Cleaner" is more proper

My prices:

Men = $15,000
Women = $20,000
Children = $30,000

If you want the entire family I charge a flat fee of $50,000..also check in the Hot Deals forum I sometimes have coupons!




Just Kidding ;)
 

ElFenix

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Mar 20, 2000
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there was a big roach in the kitchen the other day so i took my shoe and dropped it on it from about 3 feet up. needless to say, the roach was dead. interestingly enough when i picked the shoe up the roach was upside down.
 

cavemanmoron

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Mar 13, 2001
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Sounds Like you need



Raid!!


Originally posted by: compuwiz1
I wan't it done now!


I hate the bastard!


He's driving me crazy!

So far he has not gotten to my woman.

He has not gotten to my daughter.

This bastard is really trying my patience!

Ok, this is it! I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands! This SOB has really warn me down!
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Will someone, please, just kill that damn Fly! I tried, but I missed. I really need a HIT man / woman! :D