How do you get of hickies damnit.

Jhill

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My wife decided to play a joke and give me a hickie.

Is there an easy way to get rid of this damn thing?
 

TheNinja

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I heard you should scrape it it with a comb, and then pinch it and flick it really hard a couple of times. It is supposed to help a lot, I think you should try it.
 

AbsolutDealage

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<nelson>ha ha</nelson>

Ya just gotta wait that one out. If you have an important meeting or something you can go buy some cover-up in the makeup section.
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: Ladies Man
show it off with pride

"Yes I am getting some, and you all are not. I rule."

that's how i see it, not that i would know from first hand experience though :Q
 

LikeLinus

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Originally posted by: Jhill
My wife decided to play a joke and give me a hickie.

Is there an easy way to get rid of this damn thing?

She decided to play a joke, and you didn't realize she was giving you a hickey?
 

jdini76

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take a cloth or cotten ball, and soak it in vinegar. Hold the cloth on the bruised area for roughly 30 minutes the area should clear up.

I saw this remedy on a news channel, but can't find any information to back it up. It's worth a try, it can't hurt.

If that doesn't work dress up as a monster for halloween!...for about a week!

edit: Ok 1 hour instead of 30mins.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises...Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar an apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

here is a link
 

Bulk Beef

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Cover it with a big-ass Band-Aid and tell people you cut yourself shaving. Works for pimples too.

Just don't run out of the bigg-ass Band-Aids, or you'll really have to cut yourself to cover your tracks.