how do you fix a pants zipper that always comes open?

[dpopiz]

I have these pants where the zipper unzips after about 1-5mins of normal moving around in them. how do I get the zipper to stay up?

 

[neonerd]

get new pants....

 

[Peter D]

Originally posted by: Kaputnik03
get new pants....

That, or a few well placed staples?

 

[KarenMarie]

put a safety pin into the eye part of the zipper and hook it to the pants.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Duct tape......lots of it.

If, on the other hand, you are exceptionally endowed you might enjoy walking around with your wang hang out. The chicks would either cheer you or jeer you, YMMV.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
put a safety pin into the eye part of the zipper and hook it to the pants.

haha, that smiley looks like its stoned....don't mind me

 

[EyeMWing]

My favorite pants do that too.

Solution: LONG TSHIRT!

 

[cdan]

How do you get the zipper to stay up?

Self control

 

[TheHeartless]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
put a safety pin into the eye part of the zipper and hook it to the pants.

 

[Evadman]

Get a girlfriend who wants healthy teeth.

 

[Goosemaster]

how do you fix a pants zipper that always comes open?

Tell her to stop....

 

[CrazyPerson]

staples

 

[MournSanity]

I have a pair of pants like that too. Very annoying. I use a piece of chewing gum to hold it up and keep it closed.

 

[MithShrike]

Rubberband baby!

 

[civad]

Rub a candle on the zipper. Or soap.
The former is preferred.

 

[IGBT]

Are they Bill Klinton designer Jeans?? I think that's the way the're supposed to workie..............

 

[SithSolo1]

Zip-ties anyone?

 

[morkinva]

put in a replacement zipper

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
I have a pair of pants like that too. Very annoying. I use a piece of chewing gum to hold it up and keep it closed.

Was sarcasm intended? I didn't catch it...

Oh yeah, not trying to insult, but sometimes when the jeans are too tight, that happens.

 

[Yossarian]

go to a tailor and pay $5-10 for them to put in a new zipper

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
I have a pair of pants like that too. Very annoying. I use a piece of chewing gum to hold it up and keep it closed.

Was sarcasm intended? I didn't catch it...

Oh yeah, not trying to insult, but sometimes when the jeans are too tight, that happens.

I was thinking the "too tight" thing also.

try these

 

[AnyMal]

Stop having random erections

 

[ElFenix]

slap your girlfriend's hand when she unzips, duh

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: SithSolo1
Zip-ties anyone?

w00t!! Me thinks we have a winnAr!!!