How do you expect to buy the farm?

habib89

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natural death? i guess just heart faiulre while i'm asleep.. how do those people that die in their sleep usually die?
 

Gibsons

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Proably take a low interest mortgage loan, but I'd want to save up some money for a downpayment.
 

GeekDrew

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anxiety attack.

or induced carbon monoxide poisoning.

whichever comes first.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Gibsons
Proably take a low interest mortgage loan, but I'd want to save up some money for a downpayment.

You better hurry, I hear rates are gonna go up soon.
 

blackdogdeek

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don't know but on my deathbed i'm supposed to receive total consciousness. so i got that going for me, which is nice.
 

sic wil

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I'll die in a hospital bed. I'll probably be suffering, so I'll tell whoever is closest to me at the time to pull the plug.
 

Bozono

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
don't know but on my deathbed i'm supposed to receive total consciousness. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

:thumbsup: You looking forward to the six or so minutes of brain activity that follows death? Me too.
 

Umberger

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I hope I don't get old and senile. When the time comes, I want to go in a flaming ball of glory.

For instance: which is cooler?
"My dad died in his sleep at age 97. He pooped his pants every day."
OR
"My dad died while fighting a gaggle of flaming pirates with machine guns, while skydiving."

 

Kyteland

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Who has that sig again? "When I die I want to go like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

:D