how do you entertain yourself at a wedding?

bigalt

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I'm going to my girlfriend's friends' wedding today, and with that and the associated receptions and things I'll be there for about 9 hours. Any tips for surviving such an ordeal? I don't have any wacky tobacky so that's not an option, and I figure if I get drunk beforehand I'll be feeling really crappy by the end.

Unfortunately chasing the bridesmaids is not an option, either, which is typically why you would want to get drunk at the reception, anyway. I'm scared!
 

bigalt

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
If drinking is out, bring a gameboy or something.

Oh I think drinking will most definitely be in, I'm just not sure what to do with myself after that either (though usually it's not such an issue once you get there).

Laugh I should bring my gameboy, that'd teach my girlfriend real good ;)
 

Kadarin

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You pace your drinking such that you maintain a constant buzz without going overboard and ending up like these guys. And you pretty much stay out of the way... Try to find someone in the same boat as you and just have a conversation about something... And you pretty much just deal with it.
 

dirtboy

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If you can't get out of going, try to leave early. Otherwise, drink large amounts of alcohol.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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I almost thought you said that you are going to your girlfriend's wedding and wanted to entertain yourself :Q
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Cell Phone games!!!

Or, get a flat tire by unluckyness on the way ;)

If you do the second option, make sure the spare is fine and you have the necessary tools ;) :p
 

bigalt

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Try to find someone in the same boat as you and just have a conversation about something... And you pretty much just deal with it.

Oh well, I think that's the only one so far that I could get away with. I'm not driving so I can't get lost on the way. I'll just have to look for bored bridesmaid's boyfriends and commiserate. yay!
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: bigalt
Try to find someone in the same boat as you and just have a conversation about something... And you pretty much just deal with it.

Oh well, I think that's the only one so far that I could get away with. I'm not driving so I can't get lost on the way. I'll just have to look for bored bridesmaid's boyfriends and commiserate. yay!

You have a girlfriend so you go for the bridesmaids' boyfriends instead.
 

episodic

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Everquest?


j/k


At my wedding one of the games was musical chairs - it is actually a blast if you get a bunch of willing adults. . .

Twister is great, too.

Buddy of mine had pinatas at his wedding . . .
 

Balt

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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Make fart noises.

You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.

Da-yam. :Q

Watch yo-self, boys!
 

SOFTWARE2ndComing

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Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox Make fart noises. You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.
Did he edit something out??

<FONT size=1><FONT face=Verdana>Edited: 03/13/2004 <B>at</B> 11:40 AM <B>by</B> AnandTech Moderator</FONT></FONT>
 
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Originally posted by: SOFTWARE2ndComing
Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox Make fart noises. You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.
Did he edit something out??
<FONT size=1><FONT face=Verdana>Edited: 03/13/2004 <B>at</B> 11:40 AM <B>by</B> AnandTech Moderator</FONT></FONT>

Wow... Mod is a bit touchy today.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Originally posted by: SOFTWARE2ndComing
Originally posted by: Vortex22
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox Make fart noises. You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.
Did he edit something out??

<FONT size=1><FONT face=Verdana><STRONG>Edited:</STRONG> 03/13/2004 <B>at</B> 11:40 AM <B>by</B> AnandTech Moderator</FONT></FONT>

That only shows he edited it, not what he changed
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KokomoGST

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Well if you were single I would say, scan for hotties... but you have your hottie already.

Hmm, I generally just kill time at the bar with friends but I generally don't get sucked into the girlfriend wedding thing. Find a way out!