Microwave the water until boiling, using less than needed.
Crush the package to break the noodles up into tiny pieces. Empty the noodles and flavoring in together.
Microwave another minute or two - just so it doesn't boil over.
Wait several minutes.
Reheat again.
Now it should be a mass of very soft noodles without very much extra liquid.
Add ice cubes and stir so it can be eaten in a reasonable amount of time, instead of waiting a half hour for it to cool adequately.
Eat with a spoon.
