How do you eat burritos without messing up the apartment.

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Dayum, had to drive to the closest Taco hell to get some food. Those burritos are messy. Dripping sause everywhere.
What is the secret?

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HappyPuppy

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When I make a really juicy burrito I just lean over the kitchen sink while I'm eating it. It still drips down your hand and forearm, but when you're done you can wash your hands.
 

AnyMal

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mmmmmmmm....... burritos.... I ususally eat at the dining room table or kitchen counter, takes care of the "messing up" problem.
 

MaxDSP

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do like one of my idiot friends does and open up the wrapper, and eat the burrito with a knife and a fork
 

The Dancing Peacock

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yea, I normally eat it in one place over the wrapper and don't jump around flinging burrito filing the way monkey's throw poo.
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ElFenix

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take the wrapper off and spread it flat on your lap like a napkin and eat over that... or use a plate...
 

HappyPuppy

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I prefer homemade burritos. Not to say that you can't enjoy one that is made by somebody who just left the restroom without washing his/her hands.

You know what I mean.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Jellomancer
You can...
a) leave it in the wrapper to eat
b) use a damn plate

It is not difficult.



EEeeewwwwwwwww. Leave it in the wrapper?

yeah..what is so gross? i do taht...w/ a plate....did you just come to north america or something? :p ..hehehe jk...oh wait, u ARE the frustrateduser though...

well, good luck eating them burritos!! i get mine @ whole foods...good stuff dude!
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Jellomancer
You can...
a) leave it in the wrapper to eat
b) use a damn plate

It is not difficult.



EEeeewwwwwwwww. Leave it in the wrapper?

yeah..what is so gross? i do taht...w/ a plate....did you just come to north america or something? :p ..hehehe jk...oh wait, u ARE the frustrateduser though...

well, good luck eating them burritos!! i get mine @ whole foods...good stuff dude!

whole foods has burritos?
 

308nato

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A puppy is good for cleaning that kind of stuff up. Of course, they tend to leave their brand of stuff as well.
 

thomsbrain

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if you heat it until jesus himself cannot eat it, then you won't be able to either, and you won't make a mess.