Originally posted by: TheNinja
if you wear an eye patch, have a pet parrott, drink a lot of rum, and/or say arrrghh a lot, your life is probably ruined.
*If you have to avoid direct confrontation and instead rely upon cowardly 'surprise' to defeat foes
*If you are always wearing black pajamas
*If you have to wear a cloth over the lower half of your face to hide your hare lip
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