How do you cure lazy ?

[mzkhadir]

How do you cure lazy ?

 

[Kadarin]

By joining the Army.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

with a bullet

 

[nakedfrog]

You can't cure it, but you can treat it.

 

[ironcrotch]

Stop masturbating.

 

[Zanix]

trade the weed for the coke

 

[eakers]

coffee

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: eakers
coffee

or coffee, if you're a junkie in training...

 

[skace]

Exercise?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Zanix
trade the weed for the coke

this would probably work. :thumbsup:

 

[chimmytime]

i'll find out later

 

[IronWing]

Keep a portrait of Pol Pot above your desk. Now get back to work.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You can't cure it, but you can treat it.

qft

 

[mrrman]

shock treatment

 

[Ime]

Someone once told me that having a baby cures laziness.

 

[LtPage1]

outsourcing.

 

[Pakman]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
By joining the Army.

Nope, doesn't work... my brother joined the army and is still lazy.

 

[Remy XO]

sleep early, wake up early, get out of the house and do sh1t for no reason, get the feeling of accomplishment, feel like you were productive for the day, rinse and repeat, say hello to your new lifestyle.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Remy XO
sleep early, wake up early, get out of the house and do sh1t for no reason, get the feeling of accomplishment, feel like you were productive for the day, rinse and repeat, say hello to your new lifestyle.

I'm too lazy to do all that. Isn't there a pill I can take or something? (besides oxycontin)

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Remy XO
sleep early, wake up early, get out of the house and do sh1t for no reason, get the feeling of accomplishment, feel like you were productive for the day, rinse and repeat, say hello to your new lifestyle.

qft

 

[Adica]

I wish I knew. I believe it stems from depression.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ime
Someone once told me that having a baby cures laziness.

That depends on the person. It really sucks for the baby when it doesn't cure the laziness. I've seen the results more than once.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Remy XO
sleep early, wake up early, get out of the house and do sh1t for no reason, get the feeling of accomplishment, feel like you were productive for the day, rinse and repeat, say hello to your new lifestyle.

Heh... I think the laziness would have to be cured/treated before any of that could happen.

 

[Nimloth]

automation

 

[scorpmatt]

something about 2 forks and a wall outlet