i fscking hate spiders. listen to this...
i'm heading outside the other night to turn off my sprinkler. as i walk through the side garage door, i feel something hit my hair. i figure it's just another junebug caught in a spider web so i give my head / hair a perfunctory swipe and continue on, thinking nothing. holy bejeezus. several minutes later i'm walking through the living room to put in a DVD for myself and the SO. doh, i double back towards the kitchen b/c i forgot to flick the living room light switch off.
wife: "holy sh1t __, DON'T MOVE."
me: "huh?"
she grabbed a few kleenex and swiped something off my back. well of course i knew it was a spider by then but she didn't show me how big it was because she said it was freaking huge. the belly was as big as a dime
that sonofabitch was camped out on my back / shoulder / hair for like 7 or 8 minutes. WTF?!
1) what happens if i REMEMBER to turn the light off and she doesn't see it? i guess it watches the movie with us or decides to LAY A HUNDRED EGGS IN MY EAR OR SOMETHING. meh i guess it gets squished when i sit on the couch. gross
2) i fscking hate spiders so much
3) this was borderline traumatic for me and i thought there were spiders on me for 10 minutes afterwards
anyhoo, there's some stuff in a blue spray can that i bought last year, but i haven't sprayed the underside of the overhang yet this year, and i obviously need to unless i want some more loser spiders hitching a ride on me.
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