How do you clean up?

[alien42]

i use playtex :Q
she already has them so i use them and they are quite nice.

 

[Mrvile]

Wheres the option "I don't have sex 😱"

 

[meltdown75]

I could have sworn I read an "Eli for elite" thread earlier... heheh

 

[JoeKing]

oh wait wait! I'm changing my answer....


With a straw!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: freebee
Dog takes care of it.

That is so freakin' hot.

😛

 

[melchoir]

She usually goes to the bathroom to clean up, and then towels me off as well.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Nebor
I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

Yeah, but you are dealing with a slightly messier orifice.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Beat me to it 🙂

Simply awful of me to steal your material. No doubt I will be demoted to the Zone 4 of the 9th Circle of Hell.

One more demotion and I'll be spending eternity with most damned.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: Nebor
I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Nebor
I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

Yeah, but you are dealing with a slightly messier orifice.

Between you and me and ATOT, and this isn't something I haven't said before, I've been walking a straighter path the past few months. 😉

 

[Frost Byte]

No mess. I did it in her mouth.

Whether she expect it or not.

Actually, she'd spit in shock, then she'd clean up with tissues.

 

[Ns1]

that's what costco packages of kleenex are for

 

[Sheepathon]

What, you guys don't rubberize your floors and keep a hose in the bedroom?

 

[sonz70]

I let him/her lick me clean, than they can go get a shower

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: melchoir
She usually goes to the bathroom to clean up, and then towels me off as well.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I let him/her lick me clean, than they can go get a shower

This is coming from a professional too *takes notes*

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Eli
All you people out there that have actually had sex.. This question is for you.

I've been curious about how normal our practices are.

When you're done, assuming you don't use a condom.. How do you clean up?

Do you do it? Your GF?

Just don't bother to clean up?

I'm the one that does the cleaning around here. For some reason, I imagine that most guys probably just get up and forget about it?

Let's keep it clean... No pun intended. 😉

Edit: Oh, and here's a preemptive "BAH!" in case this thread suffers teh lockage, lol.

I assume blow up dolls don't count?