How do you clean up?

[Eli]

All you people out there that have actually had sex.. This question is for you.

I've been curious about how normal our practices are.

When you're done, assuming you don't use a condom.. How do you clean up?

Do you do it? Your GF?

Just don't bother to clean up?

I'm the one that does the cleaning around here. For some reason, I imagine that most guys probably just get up and forget about it?

Let's keep it clean... No pun intended.

Edit: Oh, and here's a preemptive "BAH!" in case this thread suffers teh lockage, lol.

 

[Otaking]

 

[monk3y]

Usually go with the mutual shower.

 

[ActuaryTm]

<insert RossMAN tissue quotation here>

 

[Ozoned]

If you are married, I have a cleanup method that is guaranteed to make the wife,,,,hot.

:music: Interested :music:

 

[Deeko]

depends

 

[Heisenberg]

TMI! TMI!

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Ozoned
If you are married, I have a cleanup method that is guaranteed to make the wife,,,,hot.

:music: Interested :music:

who cares, you are already done.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
<insert RossMAN tissue quotation here>

Beat me to it

 

[Vich]

Towel/tissue/etc; I clean myself and her, then shower. :-D

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
TMI! TMI!

Oh come on. Is it really? This is simply a fact of life.

I'm pretty sure we've discussed worse things, lol.

 

[JoeKing]

with a rake and a lawn blower


oh crap I thought you were talking about cleaning up around the house

with sex...

a rake and a lawn blower

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Deeko
depends

How do you manage to have sex in adult diapers?

 

[anxi80]

i dont clean up. i just pay her the $60 and open the car door so she can get back to the corner.

 

[Nebor]

I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Towel off the wet areas....... SLEEP

She normally gets up to get the towel, usually she goes pee afterwards too.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Nebor
I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Towel off the wet areas....... SLEEP

She normally gets up to get the towel, usually she goes pee afterwards too.

We always bring it in beforehand...

Gotta clean up right away, or it dries on.. lol

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Towel off the wet areas....... SLEEP

She normally gets up to get the towel, usually she goes pee afterwards too.

she just doesn't want your seed in her!!!!

With me she stands on her head afterward.

 

[Platypus]

pliers and a blowtorch

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: Nebor
I don't have sex without condoms. Ever. It's that simple.

 

[freebee]

Dog takes care of it.

 

[Legend]

have sex again until there's nothing left

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
pliers and a blowtorch

OOoOOOoOoOOO :evil:

 

[imported_Kensai]

A shower and more fun....