How do you become the most dangerous person in the world,

[fatbaby]

for under $1000???

 

[FrustratedUser]

Get broadband and argue over the internet.

 

[GoingUp]

must be tough being a terrorist on a budget

 

[yobarman]

rent out 10,000 midgets for $1 each. You will have an army of midgets at your disposal.

 

[yllus]

Start a sentence every day with "There should be a law against..."

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Get broadband and argue over the internet.

already have that. I don't feel dangerous yet.

 

[Dacalo]

dunno, make a bombs and place them at multiple government properties?

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
for under $1000???

chicken wire, 3 avacadoes, a ford probe, and a casio watch.


think about it.

 

[crab]

Lotsa burritos.

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
must be tough being a terrorist on a budget

Not really. $1000 could buy a lot of gas.

 

[Marauder-]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: fatbaby
for under $1000???

chicken wire, 3 avacadoes, a ford probe, and a casio watch.


think about it.

Eh - I'm still waiting for an explanation...

I was going to say that you could purchase the equipment for some pipe bombs, then make sure you buy a bunch of the FBI flagged books, set off a few bombs and then wait for the Feds.

 

[BooGiMaN]

dude 1000 bucks doesnt even get you a decent laser or shark...nevermind trying to get the sharks with the freaking lasers on their heads


besides kinda har tryign to take over the world from a garage ...u need a decent bad guys lair...

your screwed!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Are you expecting an actual answer here?

- M4H

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude 1000 bucks doesnt even get you a decent laser or shark...nevermind trying to get the sharks with the freaking lasers on their heads


besides kinda har tryign to take over the world from a garage ...u need a decent bad guys lair...

your screwed!

GOD D@MMIT! That was my childhood dream, aside from becoming a bukkake warrior. Do you know how many moustache rides i had to give to raise $1000?

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: fatbaby
for under $1000???

chicken wire, 3 avacadoes, a ford probe, and a casio watch.


think about it.

LOL That is the only funny thing I've ever seen you post. :beer:

 

[Brutuskend]

Eat nothing but Beer, beans ,cabbage and cheese till the money runs out!

 

[RossMAN]

Taco Bell + White Castle Burgers + Beer + Jumping Around = The most dangerous human being to walk the planet

 

[stormbv]

Read all of the books you can get your hands on and challenge every thing you have ever learned throughout your life. That should be a good start.

 

[CoBRaXT]

buy 100 copies of wesley snipe's art of war

 

[Hooligan]

pee in people's coffee (for free!)

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: fatbaby
for under $1000???

chicken wire, 3 avacadoes, a ford probe, and a casio watch.


think about it.

LOL That is the only funny thing I've ever seen you post. :beer:

yeah, i get my funniest material late at night.

that's why i generally write my essays around 2 am... and get 95%'s on em!

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: ChineseSkaterNoRice
pee in people's coffee (for free!)

Who works in this guys office..........:Q

rent out 10,000 midgets for $1 each. You will have an army of midgets at your disposal.

A solid plan...although it exceeds the budget by 10 times....

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
must be tough being a terrorist on a budget

Yeah it is sometimes. That is why I love donations.

 

[ElFenix]

fertilizer. lots of fertilizer.

 

[rgwalt]

Start cross-breeding weimaraners with dalmations to make the most insane dogs ever and create your own unholy army of the night.

Ryan