How do we slow time down?

[Mayne]

It seems like a couple months ago that you guy hated my registration here...now its 3 years going on. Why is time going by so fucking fast?

I can only imagine how you 20 year members feels. Well I can imagine because I am one of them.

I just want time to slow down...sick of years feeling like months.

 

[feralkid]

Try pancakes without the maple syrup...you've never seen time pass so slowly!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Bad prose does it for me. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Alexandre Dumas, Ayn Rand all make time pass excruciatingly slow.

 

[Mayne]

sorry about my prose, Magnus. I'm 47, how about you guys. Time is really fucking flying by fast.

 

[lxskllr]

Move faster

 

[Red Squirrel]

I hate the fact that time goes so fast too, I don't even know where the last 10 years went, I feel like I didn't accomplish a single thing and definitly don't feel in my 30's, I feel like I should still be in my 20's. There are less than 10 decades in a typical human life, and 3 of mine are already gone and they're only going to go faster. Kinda depressing when you think about it.

 

[R0H1T]

By moving faster than light? Go back in time, ala the Flash, & do all kinds of EPYC stuff to yourself.

 

[Shmee]

Go really fast or increase gravitational field.

 

[highland145]

Slo-Mo.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[zinfamous]

golf on TV

 

[Carson Dyle]

Smoke weed.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You need a Klingon Bird of Prey, a Vulcan Science Officer from Starfleet and then you just fly it close to the sun at warp 9 and you should be good.

 

[zinfamous]

Smoke weed.

every day?

 

[highland145]

every day?

Is there a problem?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Smoke weed.

Omg that is actually true. When I tried it about a year back that is one thing I found. Every moment that followed after seems like it happened all in the same minute. Every time I looked at the time it had not moved. It was the weirdest thing. Kinda felt like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-eMdMsMgCU

Except replace the cookie with nachos and salsa dip.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Gravity

 

[Thebobo]

Time goes by faster as you age, everyone knows this.

 

[TallBill]

Drugs

 

[NoSoupforyou]

it is all relative. If you work an 0800-1600 shift the time from 1400-1600 seems like 12 hrs but if you work 1600-2400 the same two hours from 1400-1600 feels like 5 minutes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

it is all relative. If you work an 0800-1600 shift the time from 1400-1600 seems like 12 hrs but if you work 1600-2400 the same two hours from 1400-1600 feels like 5 minutes.

On similar note I find the last hour of a shift always goes slower than the shift itself. Then the last half hour even slower. This effect is doubled if it's your last shift before time off.

What's funny is that in some cases I have actually done more stuff in the last hour than the whole shift, because of how slow the time is going, it's almost like you actually have more time.

 

[TallBill]

I dunno what I'd do with my free time if I only worked 8 hours

 

[sandorski]

Free your mind.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Work at a job you really hate. ... And smoke weed.

 

[NoSoupforyou]

and on a work relative time frame. Same works for vacation. Two weeks of Vacation feels like a normal weekend. Some weeks it feels like you have 4 wednesdays but a 2 day weekend feels like 4 hours