How do we deport illegals from another planet?

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ManSnake

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So if an extraterrestrial being decides to take up residence in the US, it would be breaking the law and considered an illegal alien. How do cops deport it when they lack the technology to do so?
 

shortylickens

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Chaotic42

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Depends. If its mother laid eggs in a US citizen, it would be a citizen. Otherwise it would probably just be sent to Microsoft to do level 1 tech support.
 

BoomerD

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Send it to Area 51 for...holding.

I know it's true, I saw it in the "Independence Day" documentary.
 

Bateluer

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We'd establish a quasi government organization to regulate and police alien activity on planet Earth, masking their identities and allowing them to live on this planet.
 
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So if an extraterrestrial being decides to take up residence in the US, it would be breaking the law and considered an illegal alien. How do cops deport it when they lack the technology to do so?
Cops only have to hold it until ICE comes along and then its not the cops' problem anymore.
 

guyver01

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Something like that would never happen.

Now if you'll just look at the red light...

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Freshgeardude

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we would probably make treaties with them, learn their technology, and use it against them to send em back
 
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