How do they know he died instantly?

[Mill]

Sad way to go.

 

[b0mbrman]

The man, a pleasure boat deck-hand who was snorkeling with tourists...

Bet those tourists were shocked.

At any rate,

 

[MichaelD]

Man, I just saw that on CNN. Can't sleep. (As you know from replying in my tooth thread).

Man...bitten in HALF. :Q I mean, no one has ever been bitten in half and lived...I'm sure it's not painless!

 

[Specop 007]

I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

 

[Goosemaster]

This is the reason why certain sushi restaurants have fished served on beautiful naked women.

We need to weaken their morale....

 

[BCYL]

remind me never to swim at the beaches in Australia

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

Acid is a bad way to go....ala Ripley's Marines or jsut some plain jane 24M HCL

 

[drum]

if i had been snorkeling with them I don't know if i would have been so scared that i would have got the fvck out of there or would have just puked in my snorkel from having seen a man bitten in half

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

I think bear would be worse then shark.
And worse then both would be getting attacks by monkeys. Seriously, those are some powerful, mean little bastards. And they tear your testicles off.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

ouch

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

I think bear would be worse then shark.
And worse then both would be getting attacks by monkeys. Seriously, those are some powerful, mean little bastards. And they tear your testicles off.

No kidding, I saw that thread a few weeks ago where that happened to a guy. *shudders*

 

[Pocatello]

How did they know it was a 20 footer? Someone stuck around to have a second look?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
How did they know it was a 20 footer? Someone stuck around to have a second look?

No kidding! As if someone was ballsy enough to whip out a tape measure on the fvcker.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

I think bear would be worse then shark.
And worse then both would be getting attacks by monkeys. Seriously, those are some powerful, mean little bastards. And they tear your testicles off.

No kidding, I saw that thread a few weeks ago where that happened to a guy. *shudders*

I've heard, and I dont know how true this is, that monkeys are strong enough to actually pull a mans arm off. Heard it had happened in isolated incidents when a guy puts his hand through the monkeys cage, they grab his arm and tug and off it comes.
Either way, having my nose chewed off, eyes gouged out and testicles pulled off would be WAY worse then just flat out getting bitten in half I think.

 

[Robor]

I'm just speculating but I'd say maybe he went into shock but I doubt death was instant (as in unknowing and painless).

I like how they put a (what looks to me) great white shark in the pic even though the type wasn't determined. I'm surprised the media didn't have it leaping out of the water at a helicopter. :roll:

 

[dug777]

asshole yank media obsessed with Oz shark attacks

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Robor
I'm just speculating but I'd day maybe he went into shock but I doubt death was instant (as in unknowing and painless).

I like how they put a (what looks to me) great white shark in the pic even though the type wasn't determined. I'm surprised the media didn't have it leaping out of the water at a helicopter. :roll:

I agree with the shock. Assuming that he did indeed get cut in half, the shock would have overloaded his nervous system with seemingly irrational amoutns of pain or distress, and his body probably shutdown enough to disrupt consciousness rather quickly....

This written by a man who doesn;t even watch the discovery channel and yet has a 10 stack of nervoussystem literature at ahnd

 

[DainBramaged]

When I die, I want a Marine sniper to be assigned with my death.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When I die, I want a Marine sniper to be assigned with my death.

The taxpayers have already appropriated your shell casing expenditures for the year 2057/

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I bet everyone else got back on the boat FAST

Yeah, and CBS has some kind of faux Spring Break shark attack on tommorrow where a bunch of people get attacked by sharks. Being attacked by a shark is about my least favorite way that I'd want to die. That or being crushed to death.

Or in a fire. Or drowning.

Awh hell, let's face it.. the only "good" way to die is in your sleep or a bullet to the head, lol.

Edit: Oh, and he most certainly didn't "die" instantly. If he got cut apart below the heart, he was around for longer than you'd want to be, having been just cut in half.. even if it was only for a second or two. He at least got an "Oh sh!t" in.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Pocatello
How did they know it was a 20 footer? Someone stuck around to have a second look?

No kidding! As if someone was ballsy enough to whip out a tape measure on the fvcker.

probably based on size of jaws.

 

[Sheepathon]

damn did you read teh bottom of the article, lots of shark attacks in teh last few months omgz0r

 

[zip1385]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
How did they know it was a 20 footer? Someone stuck around to have a second look?

WOW. Im definatly staying away from all water except my shower, pool, and rain.

 

[moshquerade]

he's now 1/2 the man he used to be






(oh....so.....baaaad)