How do saggers keep their pants from falling?

[moonbogg]

I went to a burger joint just now. In the parking lot were 3 young men, all sagging their pants. They walked away and their pants were below their ass. I watched in amazement at the fact that their pants didn't actually fall. How do they do it? Do they pin them up? Also, one guy had blonde hair and acted like he was Jax Tellar. You can tell when someone thinks they are someone else. I can see those things.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Anti-gravity tech

 

[HN]

 

[zinfamous]

They adjust their entire gait to compensate, which further adds to the clownish appearance. I am sure this can also lead to permanent health issues--serious back problems--the longer they indulge in this nonsense.

 

[zinfamous]

 

[z1ggy]

Prob a belt..? Or massive dongs.

 

[Fritzo]

I think velcro is involved.

 

[moonbogg]

They adjust their entire gait to compensate, which further adds to the clownish appearance. I am sure this can also lead to permanent health issues--serious back problems--the longer they indulge in this nonsense.

I think you are right. They were waddling off like penguins.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Doo doo butter is a strong adhesive.

 

[smackababy]

massive dongs.

This. Oh you didn't know that? Confirmed small penis.

 

[Kaido]

I watched in amazement at the fact that their pants didn't actually fall.

It's only useful if you're moseying along:

http://i.imgur.com/O6u82jD.gif

:biggrin:

 

[Kaido]

http://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/new-species.jpg

 

[moonbogg]

It's only useful if you're moseying along:

http://i.imgur.com/O6u82jD.gif

:biggrin:

LOL that's great. That dude looked dangerous. Good thing he was crippled by his sagging pants.

 

[CurseTheSky]

They adjust their entire gait to compensate, which further adds to the clownish appearance.

This. I went to school when sagging was becoming popular (at least in this area). It was horrendous. Don't get me wrong, I did the whole baggy jeans thing, but my pants were at least up where they belonged.

Generally they have to keep their thighs further apart to hold up the waist band. When they walk, they have to use their thighs to keep the pants up, so the modified stride makes it look like they shit themselves.

 

[moonbogg]

This. I went to school when sagging was becoming popular (at least in this area). It was horrendous. Don't get me wrong, I did the whole baggy jeans thing, but my pants were at least up where they belonged.

Generally they have to keep their thighs further apart to hold up the waist band. When they walk, they have to use their thighs to keep the pants up, so the modified stride makes it look like they shit themselves.

LOL ahahahha that's gold.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

did anyone post this yet?

 

[moonbogg]

did anyone post this yet?

Seems like the logical conclusion.

 

[Thebobo]

Lol and I thought bell bottoms were dorkey.

 

[BurnItDwn]

So I had to google "Jax Teller", I though It was code for Jar Jar Binks or possibly something to do with Penn and Teller, instead its just some guy from that TV show that has the dude from City of Lost Children with the jaw.

 

[moonbogg]

Lol and I thought bell bottoms were dorkey.

That looks perfectly ridiculous.

 

[Greenman]

That looks perfectly ridiculous.

That's what clowns want.

 

[moonbogg]

So I had to google "Jax Teller", I though It was code for Jar Jar Binks or possibly something to do with Penn and Teller, instead its just some guy from that TV show that has the dude from City of Lost Children with the jaw.

Great, now I'll have to google "that TV show that has the dude from City of Lost Children with the jaw". What goes around comes around I spose.

 

[disappoint]

Lol and I thought bell bottoms were dorkey.

He looks like a retarded version of Michael Jackson.

 

[moonbogg]

He looks like a retarded version of Michael Jackson.

Screw you for giving this kid that much credit. For SHAME.

 

[disappoint]

I think you are right. They were waddling off like penguins.

Screw you for disparaging penguins in this way. For shame!