You must have missed the thread where I posted my ACCEPTANCE letter to UF's Pharmacy college.
I have a lot more than one course in biology.
I am not sure what you are trying to prove other than the fact it's obvious you are upset with your own shortcomings. Only flunky teachers end up teaching outside of college.
Rough estimate - at my high school, roughly half the teachers are also adjunct professors to the local community college or other SUNY schools, myself included. Not sure why you'd call us "flunky" teachers, since we make comparable salaries to teachers throughout the rest of the state, live in the state with the highest teacher salaries, and simultaneously live in the part of the state with the lowest real estate property values. That's why I have a decent house, a lot of land, and tons of big boy toys. (And, re: your goat farmer comment - I'm smart enough to have a business that allows for significant tax write-offs. i.e. I purchased a new generator the other day, in case this storm knocked out power. The purchase was tax exempt because the generator is necessary to provide water for the animals in my barn.)
And while some people on the forums might be impressed with your percentile rankings - most of the members of these forums don't represent a broad cross-section of the population; the average forum member here is more educated - thus, your percentile rankings (except perhaps in Biology), aren't that impressive. Particularly in your mathematical reasoning which I would guess a significant portion of the members on these forums easily rank at the 95% percentile. And, Arithmetic skills - 75% percentile??! If I were in the 75th percentile, I'd be embarrassed.
Perhaps that's how you managed to still "owe $270k on a house that couldn't sell for $80k on a good day." Seriously, you owned a house that you sold when you were 26, yet still OWE $270k on a house with a current market value of $80k - that you purchased AFTER most of the real estate bubble had burst?? I have a hard enough time swallowing the concept that a house could lose over 70% of its value AFTER the market had already dropped. (Unless the neighborhood was now the ghetto.) Believing that it lost even more than that results in one conclusion: you had nearly 0% down when you purchased the home. WTG for someone who already sold a home when they were 26.
edit: ahhh, I see that the percentiles are only of those taking the exam. Still, roughly 1992 and you hadn't taken calculus yet? Not impressive.