How do I stop toddler from playing with himself?

[Naer]

U fockin wot m8

 

[notposting]

Friend of mine has had some interesting times with his kids (1 girl, then 2 boys). First the deranged shit flinging girl, then the boys made her like an angel.

He comes home and his wife reports that the toddler was standing by the fence staring at the neighbors house, stroking himself while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

Now that I think, he has now moved waaaaaaaaaaaay out into the country, lol. I'm like, what, the neighbors didn't appreciate you enough?

 

[Papagayo]

hot sauce...

 

[highland145]

Shit advice, OT...

just tell him that his pee pee will explain the difference in his salary vs Sally's.