How do I stop the Post Office harassment?

CasioTech

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Alright, I have been shipping tons of stuff over the past 6 months. Most of the time I use Priority or even EMI for international orders. Recently I started to sell bulk media (games) and packing it in boxes. The weight ranges from 8-12lbs.

So I have been going to the PO everyday this week and it's the same 4 clerks asking me:

them: "hi what can I do for you today"
me: "Media mail with Delivery Confirmation"
them: "what's in it"
me: "Games"
them: "what kind of games"
me: "video games"
them: "what else is in there"
me: "just video games and the boxes/manuals that go with them"
them: "you know your packages are subject to verification"
me: "that's fine..."
random clerk: "you know media mail is for books and media"
me: "yes I know."
them: "you know it."
me: "ok"
them: after asking again what's inside about another 12 times as I ship out a few packages. "would you like to buy some stamps today."
me: "NO I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BUY SOME FUCKING STAMPS YOU BASTARDS YOU SEE ME COME IN HERE 4X A WEEK AND WAIT IN LINE FOR A GODDAMN HOUR AND I ONLY SHIP HEAVY PACKAGES, WHY WOULD I WANT STAMPS?!!"

okay the last part may not have went down that way.

so everyday it's the same 3 clerks asking the same questions knowing it's me because they know it's me and I know it's them knowing it's me knowing they're asking the same questions. It's a very small branch and I'm definitely the highlight of their day. I'm not gonna slip up and say I'm shipping TV's. I'm getting tired of the 40 questions and the uncomfortable stares especially since I'm not doing anything wrong.

Maybe it's because once Mr. Adolphis Bell was off and I said "oh where is Mr. Bell, there is no line today!" because he moves slow as a snail.

I'd go to another PO but I'm going to keep going out of spite.

So how do I tell them to stfu politely so that my packages won't mysteriously disappear? If I was sitting behind a counter everyday making $30/hr with all benefits and job security, I wouldn't interrogate the customers who keep the PO alive.

I'm thinking of writing a letter.
 

Ns1

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"Hi, I'd like to ship these out media mail please. Nothing dangerous, liquid, perishable, or fragile. They are ONLY video games and their corresponding manuals, which comply with media mail guidelines. I am aware my packages are subject to inspection, and I do not wish to buy stamps today"
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Oh, I get it. You're as disappointed as I am with the drop in quality posting since the ouster of PAB, and now you're trying to fill that void.

Way to go, Brucie.
:thumbsup:
 

buck

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Oh, I get it. You're as disappointed as I am with the drop in quality posting since the ouster of PAB, and now you're trying to just fill that void.

Way to go, Brucie.
:thumbsup:

I prefer PAB over this guy. I would like a refund please.
 

CasioTech

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what's PAB? I have noticed the quality of the advice has gone down in recent months.

Originally posted by: Ns1
"Hi, I'd like to ship these out media mail please. Nothing dangerous, liquid, perishable, or fragile. They are ONLY video games and their corresponding manuals, which comply with media mail guidelines. I am aware my packages are subject to inspection, and I do not wish to buy stamps today"

yes that is how I say it then they proceed to bother me. AND ask if I want stamps. AGAIN.
 

Ns1

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Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: CasioTech
what's PAB? I have noticed the quality of the advice has gone down in recent months.

Originally posted by: Ns1
"Hi, I'd like to ship these out media mail please. Nothing dangerous, liquid, perishable, or fragile. They are ONLY video games and their corresponding manuals, which comply with media mail guidelines. I am aware my packages are subject to inspection, and I do not wish to buy stamps today"

yes that is how I say it then they proceed to bother me. AND ask if I want stamps. AGAIN.

Well then your post office sucks because that's pretty much my line and they don't ask me shit
 

MotF Bane

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Dec 22, 2006
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Maybe try not closing the box, carry a roll of tape, show them it's all games, and then slap the tape on.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Maybe try not closing the box, carry a roll of tape, show them it's all games, and then slap the tape on.

But then they'll find out he's really shipping out extreme hardcore backdoor sluts volumes 1-52
 

CasioTech

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is there a way to purchase media mail online? the little self kiosk only does parcel/first class or higher. Because then I would just drop and run.
 

CasioTech

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Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Maybe try not closing the box, carry a roll of tape, show them it's all games, and then slap the tape on.

But then they'll find out he's really shipping out extreme hardcore backdoor sluts volumes 1-52

well, I can't say I ship ONLY games via media mail but I CAN say that it is ALWAYS media when I ship media mail.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: CasioTech
what's PAB? I have noticed the quality of the advice has gone down in recent months.

Originally posted by: Ns1
"Hi, I'd like to ship these out media mail please. Nothing dangerous, liquid, perishable, or fragile. They are ONLY video games and their corresponding manuals, which comply with media mail guidelines. I am aware my packages are subject to inspection, and I do not wish to buy stamps today"

yes that is how I say it then they proceed to bother me. AND ask if I want stamps. AGAIN.

why should you expect quality advice when you post such drivel?
 

PlasmaBomb

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Originally posted by: Ns1
"Hi, I'd like to ship these out media mail please. Nothing dangerous, liquid, perishable, or fragile. They are ONLY video games and their corresponding manuals, which comply with media mail guidelines. I am aware my packages are subject to inspection, and I do not wish to buy stamps today"

Get it printed on a t-shirt :)
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Originally posted by: CasioTech
is there a way to purchase media mail online? the little self kiosk only does parcel/first class or higher. Because then I would just drop and run.

honestly, I hope you DO this next time you go to the post office.