Originally posted by: yoda291
get lots of paper, some crayons, and a lot of time...
jk
You prolly just need to compress the video using something like the divx/xvid codec. Software like virtualdub is freely available.
Originally posted by: dman
Step 1: Get lots of hot women
Step 2: Get them naked
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Profit
/edit: see dvdrhelp.com, look at the various compression progs out there, and the how-to's to encode, should get you going.