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How do I kick out my roommate?

DuffmanOhYeah

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Ok, so I am living in a group house (where I am the landlord) of 5 people. There is one female roommate who is just driving my absolutely crazy.

I initially signed with her last August as the lease date was getting near, and I didnt want to eat her room's rent for the month. She seemed ok, and thought she could be a decent roommate. And for some parts she is, but she also does stuff that drives me absolutely insane.

For example (now I dont want to be mean, but Im going to be a little) this girl is already a bit on the heavy side and fairly unattrractive. And when I say a bit on the heavy side, I mean 5'4 230ish with a monster face full of acne. Which of course isnt her fault, and could easily be oversome if she were a nice pleasant person. But she flops down in the main room all the time and watches tv way too loud. She leaves her coats/clothes, books and other stuff all over the house. She's not particularly friendly some of the time, I think stemming from a mild social disorder.

She also has some very nasty bathroom habits. For instance, as soon as she is done going, she flushes the toilet and books it out of the bathroom. This means that she NEVER washes her hands after she is done, something that I think is absolutely disgusting. BUT, as a result of the high-tailing it out of the bathroom, she sometimes leaves stuff floating in the toilet because it didnt go down properly. Because she leaves so quickly, this is left for the next person to find. I kid you not, this happens on a weekly basis.

Now, to top it all off, yesterday, she did just about the MOST MORONIC thing I can possibly think of. She purchased a hanging drying rack to dry some sweaters on.. the type you usually hook over the shower rod in the bathroom. Instead, she got the brillant idea of removing the globe from the overhead light in her room, and hanging the rack from the one of the two exposed bulb sockets!!!! Mind you, there is nothing supporting this socket other than the feed power wires that light the bulb!. Now come on, how stupid can you get???

SO how do I get rid of her? I am thinking I will just let her lease expire in June and not renew. Even that will be tough for me though. I am usually the nicest guy I can be, and just telling her "you cant live here anymore" will be tough. I know she wants to stay, and she should. Everyone else in the house is great, and its a really nice place in a great location, with pretty fair rent. But I dont think I have any other choice.

Suggestions or comments? :)
 

Injury

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Review the lease and see what your options for kicking her out are.

If you don't like her there, you DON'T have to be the nice guy and keep her around. Your comfort before hers.

But yeah, tell her to take care of these problems before spontaneously kicking her out would be a better move.
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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Originally posted by: StevenYoo
i think you should all confront her about it before kicking her out

All of the irritating things she does have been brought up SEVERAL times at our house meetings. Minus the clothes dryer thing, but that just happend yesterday. But really, how does that EVER sound like a good idea?
 

Vette73

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If you don;t want her anymore make sure you sent a vertified letter in the mail at LEAST 1 full month in advance just saying your 1 year lease expires on such and such date and will not be renewed.
 

ForumMaster

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Originally posted by: fbrdphreak
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Roll a Donut out the door and slam the door after she runs after it. Solved!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks that was great
QFT!! Seriously man, if u can't stand her, and i understand that u don't, don't give a second thought to it. just kick her out.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Roll a Donut out the door and slam the door after she runs after it. Solved!

Oh wow.. you win! Nothing funnier can come from this thread.
 

waggy

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she is on the lease right? that is going to make it hard to get her off. unless she agrees of course.

good luck on it. hehe let us know how it goes. i have a feeling by the time you get her off (if she does not want to move) the lease will be expired. might be quicker for you to move.
 

Crucial

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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Roll a Donut out the door and slam the door after she runs after it. Solved!

Rarely does something in a thread amuse me to the point of audible laughter but this got me.
 
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Originally posted by: HBalzer
Roll a Donut out the door and slam the door after she runs after it. Solved!

THE WINNER.

Edit - 5'4", 230, and a facefull of acne is not "fairly unattractive" - that is into "Gila Monster" territory, or in a pinch, "Walrus." "Swamp Donkey" is also acceptable.

- M4H