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How do I help this girl?

Chiboy

Chiboy

Diamond Member
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & doesnt really remember doing it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
 
hhahahahahhahahah....you're cute.....hahahahhahahhahahahha...i'm sorry...hahahahahahahah...

Dude, let her deal with her own problems, you got enough yourself.
🙂
 
you have got to be fvcking kidding.

I couldn't even write a parody that bad if I tried.

block her number, she'll live.
 
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & donesnt really remember about it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
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You are a Psychotic Chick Magnet and apparently you like it that way. :roll:

Getting drunk and then getting your genitals mutilated and having no recollection of the event or how you got home...or why you have those bruises all over your body is just a wee little small sign of immaturity and irresponsibility.

Oh...but you are what? 22? 23? Go for it...that stuff's normal these days. Back in my day, we got stoned, listened to Guns and Roses and had sex with girls in the back seat of the car. That was exciting. Your generation will not live to see 40. Guaranteed.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & donesnt really remember about it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
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You are a Psychotic Chick Magnet and apparently you like it that way. :roll:

Getting drunk and then getting your genitals mutilated and having no recollection of the event or how you got home...or why you have those bruises all over your body is just a wee little small sign of immaturity and irresponsibility.

Oh...but you are what? 22? 23? Go for it...that stuff's normal these days. Back in my day, we got stoned, listened to Guns and Roses and had sex with girls in the back seat of the car. That was exciting. Your generation will not live to see 40. Guaranteed.
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Hey! Dont throw all of us in with those fvck-ups!!! :|
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & donesnt really remember about it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
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You are a Psychotic Chick Magnet and apparently you like it that way. :roll:

Getting drunk and then getting your genitals mutilated and having no recollection of the event or how you got home...or why you have those bruises all over your body is just a wee little small sign of immaturity and irresponsibility.

Oh...but you are what? 22? 23? Go for it...that stuff's normal these days. Back in my day, we got stoned, listened to Guns and Roses and had sex with girls in the back seat of the car. That was exciting. Your generation will not live to see 40. Guaranteed.
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Hey! Dont throw all of us in with those fvck-ups!!! :|
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Whoops. You're right; there are a FEW of you that don't have your head so far up your @ss that you can smell your tonsils. 😀

 
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
you drank your arse off and drove home. i am going to make a thread asking how i should help you.
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Yeah, I forgot to put that in my original reply. :roll:

Drinking and driving makes the OP an IDIOT. No discussion, no "but....because" or anything else.

When you wrap your hip kid car around a tree, I hope you don't kill anyone but yourself.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & donesnt really remember about it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
Click to expand...


You are a Psychotic Chick Magnet and apparently you like it that way. :roll:

Getting drunk and then getting your genitals mutilated and having no recollection of the event or how you got home...or why you have those bruises all over your body is just a wee little small sign of immaturity and irresponsibility.

Oh...but you are what? 22? 23? Go for it...that stuff's normal these days. Back in my day, we got stoned, listened to Guns and Roses and had sex with girls in the back seat of the car. That was exciting. Your generation will not live to see 40. Guaranteed.
Click to expand...

Hey! Dont throw all of us in with those fvck-ups!!! :|
Click to expand...

Whoops. You're right; there are a FEW of you that don't have your head so far up your @ss that you can smell your tonsils. 😀
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Much better. 😀
:beer: Have a cold one, MichaelD
 
if u like drama, call her back, and be honest, tell her you dunno what to say.
If you don't call chances are she'll just find some other guy most likely...he may not be as nice or maybe he will be who knows.

I was in that situation before...but with a girl that was right down the street...and at 16 couldn't do much 😛 But anyways it was better to let her know someone cared then let her think no one did. Even if it doesnt pan out to anything necessarily knowing you did something good is its own reward i like to think.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
you drank your arse off and drove home. i am going to make a thread asking how i should help you.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I forgot to put that in my original reply. :roll:

Drinking and driving makes the OP an IDIOT. No discussion, no "but....because" or anything else.

When you wrap your hip kid car around a tree, I hope you don't kill anyone but yourself.
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Yo! I said I had one hell of a night, but it was really 6-7am & I drove home at 7pm after sleep.
 
Originally posted by: Chiboy
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
you drank your arse off and drove home. i am going to make a thread asking how i should help you.
Click to expand...

Yeah, I forgot to put that in my original reply. :roll:

Drinking and driving makes the OP an IDIOT. No discussion, no "but....because" or anything else.

When you wrap your hip kid car around a tree, I hope you don't kill anyone but yourself.
Click to expand...

Yo! I said I had one hell of a night, but it was really 6-7am & I drove home at 7pm after sleep.
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yeah that makes sense...
 
Originally posted by: Chiboy
I've been talking to this girl Conn. She got my screen name from a picture rating site. She keeps calling me now & well I dont talk much on the phone so its usally brief & I get the why are you always leaving speech? Today she calls me up when I'm driving home after one hell of a night, let me tell you people 120 ounces @ 7.5% in 1hr is bad. Well she had a wild night too, got her clit pierced & doesnt really remember doing it. It was bleeding & she was crying so I told her to put ice on it, then her dad walks in & says something about Sox & slaps her, WTF! What do I tell this girl? I just told her to tell her mother but she already knows about it & does nothing. Now I got her off the phone because I arrived at home, but she wants me to call her? I mean what do I do? I live in Chicago & I dont even know why she calls me? I usderstand that i'm "cute" but why is she telling me all her problems?
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You have to be 18 to get a piercing unless you have a parent with you. Unless she is lying about the piercing, she is probably 18 and should be moving out on her own anyways. Tell the b!tch to be an adult and stop taking her calls. Problem solved.
 
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