How do I get the marines/army/navy to stop calling me?

[pray4mojo]

They call me about once a month and each time it leads to some boring conversation about how I can attend school and enlist when I don't want to. I figured I could just hang up on them but I don't wish to be impolite. So I'm looking for the one answer that'll get them to stop calling me indefinately. Of course ATOT always comes up with the best suggestions, so let's hear them!

 

[NiKeFiDO]

when i finally hung up on the guy, they stopped calling

it was actually kinda funny bc He was just asking the How is School Going for you Question that they ask right after you tell them your in COllege and not plannong on tdropping out...

"It's going great!"
CLICK

 

[neutralizer]

I told them I'm going to college.

 

[minendo]

Tell them you are gay.

 

[acemcmac]

I tell them I'm crazy and start babbling nonsensical stuff until they hang up

 

[no0b]

three words:

I AM GAY

 

[Orsorum]

Tell them you can't stop by the recruiting center during "xxyy" time each week because that's when you visit your psychiatrist to help your bipolar.

 

[pmoa]

tell them you have flat feet

 

[sharkeeper]

Tell them you are gay.

That doesn't work any more.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
I told them I'm going to college.

that worked for you? bc thats their clue when i talk to them to contine to push their BS on me

 

[narzy]

tell them you have some type of mental disorder, it works 100% of the time. or your legally blind, or def, mentally retarded .

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: no0b
three words:

I AM GAY

FTW

 

[DaTT]

Join them...they'll quit calling then. And don't tell the navy you're gay, they're always looking for thailorths.

 

[pray4mojo]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
I told them I'm going to college.

I tried that and it just goes on to some BS about part-time schooling and all these other opportunities that are available yadda yadda

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

tell them you're gay and have a bad back.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: yamadakun

Originally posted by: no0b
three words:

I AM GAY

FWT

huh

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo

Originally posted by: neutralizer
I told them I'm going to college.

I tried that and it just goes on to some BS about part-time schooling and all these other opportunities that are available yadda yadda

Yep. They don't care if you're in school, they'll keep pressing you and pressing you.

 

[Rogue]

Tell each of them that you joined the other already. That will usually do it.

 

[UsandThem]

Tell them you just filed bankrupcy, have had two DUI's in two weeks, that your boyfriend dumped you because of some rare anal VD, tell them that the U.S. government needs to be destroyed, and you have a slight speech impediment.

They will stop calling

 

[Baked]

Tell 'em you're super gay.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Perhaps you should enlist?

 

[Ricemarine]

Tell em you're going to destroy the white house.

Or... SWITCH TO A PRIVATE #...
Haven't had a call from them yet

 

[Atheus]

Don't want to hijack the thread, but it sounds like lots of you blokes are getting called up - is this normal in the US? or is the millitary really pushed for numbers in iraq?

 

[Aquaman]

tell them that you are a pre-op transgender person..... and ask if you join up will the army/navy/marines pay for the operation

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Bootprint]

Open negotiations with them, tell them you want to start off as a officer and want a $25,000 signing bonus.