How do I get Super Powers?

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venkman

venkman

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Do you guys for any suggestions for how I could get some actual super powers? I don't want to do anything that will probably kill me in a slow and painful way (ie swimming in toxic waste) but I am willing to try a radioactive spider bite. Maybe I should try building a super suit. Also, lets try to avoid physical deformities as I mainly want super powers to get chicks.

What do you guys recommend?

Also is there anyway to control WHICH super powers I get? Superman's are pretty cool, Aquaman, not so much.
 
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Finalnight

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Originally posted by: venkman

Do you guys for any suggestions for how I could get some actual super powers? I don't want to do anything that will probably kill me in a slow and painful way (ie swimming in toxic waste) but I am willing to try a radioactive spider bite. Also, lets try to avoid physical deformities as I mainly want super powers to get chicks.

What do you guys recommend?
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Am I this tired?
 
venkman

venkman

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Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Read the cookbook that is on the front page of OT right now.
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I don't want my superhero name to be The Seminal Vesical :(
 
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Atheus

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Personally I'd start with genetic modification or cybernetics. Do wings count as deformities?
 
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Crono

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High tech armored suit. If Tony Stark can do it, so can you.

Or, steal some crazy 2 part formula from some biotech corporation, drink some cheerleader's blood, and stand outside during the next solar eclipse. Then you can control time and space like I can :)
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: venkman
Do you guys for any suggestions for how I could get some actual super powers? I don't want to do anything that will probably kill me in a slow and painful way (ie swimming in toxic waste) but I am willing to try a radioactive spider bite. Maybe I should try building a super suit. Also, lets try to avoid physical deformities as I mainly want super powers to get chicks.

What do you guys recommend?

Also is there anyway to control WHICH super powers I get? Superman's are pretty cool, Aquaman, not so much.
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I dunno dude...he can breathe through his ears (ok, actually gills)...something the girls like VERY MUCH!
 
arrfep

arrfep

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Hang around with a bunch of fat, slow, weak, lazy, nearsighted idiots and everything you do will seem superhuman by comparison.
 
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Crono

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Originally posted by: arrfep
Hang around with a bunch of fat, slow, weak, lazy, nearsighted idiots and everything you do will seem superhuman by comparison.
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Isn't that what he's doing now?
 
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FDF12389

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Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: arrfep
Hang around with a bunch of fat, slow, weak, lazy, nearsighted idiots and everything you do will seem superhuman by comparison.
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Isn't that what he's doing now?
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His parents dont count.
 
arrfep

arrfep

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Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: arrfep
Hang around with a bunch of fat, slow, weak, lazy, nearsighted idiots and everything you do will seem superhuman by comparison.
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Isn't that what he's doing now?
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:laugh: Yes, but I couldn't set up the joke and deliver the punchline.
 
IHateMyJob2004

IHateMyJob2004

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bypass safety switch on microwave door, leave oor open and make some popcorn while standing in front of it naked
 
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