How do I become an International Small Arms Dealer?

Zolty

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I hear there is a really swell guy named mr. bin laden who is always buying. Go talk to him, make sure you mention religion alot.
 

Rebasxer

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Originally posted by: Zolty
I hear there is a really swell guy named mr. bin laden who is always buying. Go talk to him, make sure you mention religion alot.

He lives in a secret cave, the password to get in is "dirka dirka jihad"
 

ktehmok

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
There is more money in milking September 11.


Exactly, form yourself a security company. Full of high school drop outs & meathead military rejects (the kind that can't even get into the Marines), and get a contract working at your nearest international airport. And then proceed to bully the people you're paid to protect with fvcking moronic and simpleton rules that have zero bearing on security, and that anyone with ½ an ounce of intelligence would easily get around.

Thread topic sucked ftw, next......
 

TitanDiddly

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Originally posted by: ktehmok
Originally posted by: amdhunter
There is more money in milking September 11.


Exactly, form yourself a security company. Full of high school drop outs & meathead military rejects (the kind that can't even get into the Marines), and get a contract working at your nearest international airport. And then proceed to bully the people you're paid to protect with fvcking moronic and simpleton rules that have zero bearing on security, and that anyone with ½ an ounce of intelligence would easily get around.

Thread topic sucked ftw, next......

:mad; You make it sound like a pound cake could get into the Marines. Just so you know, the Marines are highly disciplined and skilled force, regardless of whether you like George W. Bush or not.
 

PottedMeat

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Start out small like Ordell Robbie:

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"CHICKS WHO LOVE GUNS"

Play over this image.

One bikini beauty is singled out. She's a gorgeous brunette named
SIDNEY. Sidney stands facing camera holding a TEC-9 and describing it.

SIDNEY
(to camera)
Hi, I'm Sidney. And I love to TEC-9. The popular
TEC-9 is advertised by its makers as being tough as the toughest
customer.

SIDNEY'S STATISTICS Age, height, measurements, date of birth, appear at
the bottom left-hand corner. As Sidney continues her sales
pitch/demonstration, a BLACK MAN'S VOICE begins talking over the video.

BLACK MAN (O.S.) That's a TEC-9. It's a cheap a$$ spray gun outta South
Miami.

After a CU of the TEC-9, Sidney FIRES the weapon.

BLACK VOICE (O.S.) (CONT'D) Cost three-eighty retail. I get em for two
hundred and sell em for eight.

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ORDELL Mr. Walker. He runs a fishing boat in Mexico. I deliver the
merchandise to him, gets it to my customers. On all my bulk sales,
anyway. N! gga didn't have a pot to p!ss in or a window to throw it out
bfore I set em up. Now, m0therfcuker's rollin' in cash. He got himself
a yacht, with all kinds of high tech navigational sh!t on it. (back to
video) AK-47, the very best there is.

GLORIA, a tall, Amazonian, bikini-clad, black woman faces camera and
describes the AK-47.

ORDELL (CONT'D) When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every
m0therfcuker in the room, accept no substitute. That there is the
Chinese one. I pay eight-fifty and double my money.

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ORDELL (CONT'D) I got me five M-60 machine guns. These came straight
from the Gulf War. I sold me three of them so far, twenty grand a
piece.

LOUIS That's good money.

ORDELL Louis, this is it, man. I'm gonna make me a million dollars out
of this. I already got me a half-a-million sittin' in Mexico. When I do
this last delivery, I'm gonna make me another half-million.