How do girls spend 3 hours to "get ready" to go out and end up looking *exactly* the same?

Leros

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I'm sorry that your woman takes 3 hours to make herself like nice. I bet she can do 95% as good of a job in 30 minutes.
 

xanis

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Also, if you know what's good for you, you won't tell the woman that she "looks exactly the same". The correct answer is, "you look beautiful".
 

jagec

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It's the details, not that overall picture, that takes so long.

Thing is, guys don't notice or care about such details.

The only time that they'll notice little things like a single lock of hair that's out of place is in bed, and at that point it's cute and desirable.
 

Ronstang

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I always used to tell them that their makeup was going to end up on my pillow and their clothes on my floor so not to worry about it too much.
 

Baked

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They spent 2 hours on the Sybian to get their freak on. Then another hour to shower and shave, do their hair and make-up, and select something outta the massive wardrobe.
 

dbk

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wwswimming

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got to pluck the nose hairs.

as Charles Revson said, when asked about the cosmetics industry, in his autobiography
(he was the founder of Revlon) ... "we're selling hope".

i have a theory about the purpose of lipstick, but i'm not sure if everybody here is older
than 18. it's related to why bulls get all agitated when they see red.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: wwswimming
got to pluck the nose hairs.

as Charles Revson said, when asked about the cosmetics industry, in his autobiography
(he was the founder of Revlon) ... "we're selling hope".

i have a theory about the purpose of lipstick, but i'm not sure if everybody here is older
than 18. it's related to why bulls get all agitated when they see red.

But then, most of the people here will tell you that the colour red does actually as much to bulls as the difference between 5 minutes or 5 hours of make-up means to men. Absolutely nothing.
 

bobross419

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
There is no way she is working constantly for 3 hours straight to get ready.

My fiance will spend 3 hours with 2 ~5 minute cigarette breaks... she has to straighten her hair :(
 

Rubycon

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Time seems to drag to eternity when you got a boner and the hole is off limits. :p
 

drum

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Time seems to drag to eternity when you got a boner and the hole is off limits. :p

truer words, never spoken ect...
 

Gibson486

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Originally posted by: Baked
They spent 2 hours on the Sybian to get their freak on. Then another hour to shower and shave, do their hair and make-up, and select something outta the massive wardrobe.

<----so turned on now....
 

TecHNooB

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Originally posted by: Baked
They spent 2 hours on the Sybian to get their freak on. Then another hour to shower and shave, do their hair and make-up, and select something outta the massive wardrobe.

Was not aware of step 1 :Q
 

Gibson486

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Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Originally posted by: Baked
They spent 2 hours on the Sybian to get their freak on. Then another hour to shower and shave, do their hair and make-up, and select something outta the massive wardrobe.

Was not aware of step 1 :Q

how much do you want to bet that she just jumped on her man on the way home...either that or she did the limo driver.