How dirty of a joke can you tell on here?

Avatar26

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I have a good one that just came to mind, but I don't know if it's clean enough...


If you have to ask, then you probably should not post it.

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Nyical

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Well post it and see if you get banned or post gets locked and deleted?
 

Avatar26

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A police officer is sitting on top of a bridge monitoring the traffic below whe a car goes flying through at 80 MPH. He quickly flips on the lights and pulls the man over. The officer walks up to the car and goes through his standard procedure, and his license check comes back clean.
So he walks up to the car, and asks the man why he was going so fast. He replies, "I'm late for work and I need to get there. It's an emergency!" The officer asks, "What do you do that it's worth risking a speeding ticket to get there so fast?" The man replies, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The officer looks at him strangely and says, "A rectum stretcher?" "Yup", the man said. The officer is curious now, so he asks what a rectum stretcher actually does. The man explains, "Well, I start with a normal rectum, and I insert one finger, and I go in a circle. Then I put in another finger, and another until I've got my whole hand in. Then I startadding the other hand. When I'm done, it's about 6'." The officer is dumbfounded at this point, and he asks, "But what do you do with a 6' @sshole?!?!" The man replies, "I don't know, put him on a bridge with a radar gun?"
 

ElFenix

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man that joke is so old first time i heard it i damn near fell off my packard
 

Koing

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whats green and smells of bacon?
 

element

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About the dirtiest joke you can say on here is:

A wad of soil walks into a bar. Bartender says wtf is this another dirty joke?

It's not funny but it's dirty. You never asked for funny.

alternative joke:

A wad of soil walks into ATOT. Moderator says: "We don't serve dirty jokes here!"
 

human2k

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Originally posted by: Avatar26


If you have to ask, then you probably should not post it.

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I don't think you should post it. I have a gut feeling.:)
 

element

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Originally posted by: human2k
Originally posted by: Avatar26


If you have to ask, then you probably should not post it.

AnandTech Moderator




I don't think you should post it. I have a gut feeling.:)


Thank you Captain Obvious! I had a GUTB feeling once, but that was just a nightmare.
 

iwearnosox

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What did the ******* say to the **** ?

Don't rub me like that, it ******!

Hahahahahaaa.... Oh god I crack up every time I tell it!
 

rudeguy

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mods...can I post the one about the three nuns and the vending machine????
 

her209

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Here's my joke:

*** *** *** ******* ***** *** ****?

** *** ** *** ***** ****.

Hahaha. So funny.
 

silverpig

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This newfie (Newfoundlander (province of newfoundland and labrador) for all you non-canucks who don't know what that is) goes to Texas. The texan says:

Texan: "Hey man, where y'from? You got a funny accent there."
Newfie: "I'm from Newfoundland."
Texan: "Newfoundland? Never heard of it."
Newfie: "Yeah, it's way up in Canada."
Texan: "Is that anywhere near Ireland?"
Newfie: "You know, it just might be. I work with an Irish guy and he walks home for lunch every day."

:)

My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 87. She's now 97 and we have no idea where she is.

:)
 

richardycc

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why is gay couples are always the first party to check out of a hotel in the morning?








because they have already packed their sh*t the night before.


HAHA funny? no?

rich