I got a text message from my buddy asking if I heard about Osama. I was playing pool at a bar at the time. Looked up at the TV that was tuned to the Phillies game and there was a ticker at the bottom with the breaking news.
I wonder who was master looter when he died, Obama?
wait someone killed the president?
A coworker said "Bin Laden is dead. He slipped and fell off a cliff while watching a passing convoy." Fifteen minutes later another coworker told me "We got Bin Laden. We dropped a big ass bomb on his hideout." Then I got home and saw that the Seals had shot him dead. This is exactly how conspiracy nuts get to start thinking too hard. Did the bomb knock him off the cliff and the Seals shot him when he landed? Did the Seals get him after he got dropped in the ocean?
dammit. i was coming to post that.
Sadly about three people thought this today when they heard the news...I swear most only get their news if it's overheard at a restaurant.