How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

[BlancoNino]

Burger King forgot to wrap it's Whopper.

ahahahahahahaha

 

[Nik]

:frown:

 

[bonkers325]

7/10

i chuckled

 

[Canai]

nada.... I think this joke should be eviscerated with a scimitar. Quickly, of course.

 

[Skunkwourk]

how much time do you spend coming up with these?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Please, stop.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Burger King forgot to wrap it's Whopper.

ahahahahahahaha

Wouldn't the whopper just, fall apart? I mean when you open the wrapper there's lettuce all over the place and the burger is half hanging out of the bun and all, so it seems to me that if they did indeed not wrap their whopper correctly, it would just end up in a disheveled pile on the floor.

 

[Judgement]

 

[eplebnista]

lol

 

[dandruff]

:laugh:

 

[DaShen]

bad, just bad 2/10

 

[Turfzilla]

Had to fight back a slight chuckle.... 3/10

 

[Mermaidman]

And the special sauce leaked everywhere?

 

[jadinolf]

0/10

 

[Jeff7]

Dairy Queen sure loved all the meat though.
And amazingly enough, even though she got pregnant, Dairy Queen still wound up covered in something white and sticky.

 

[acegazda]

the burger king got jealos b/c ronald mcdonald hit up wendy.

 

[Viperoni]

7/10

 

[mpitts]

BOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!

 

[chambersc]

7/10

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Dairy Queen sure loved all the meat though.
And amazingly enough, even though she got pregnant, Dairy Queen still wound up covered in something white and sticky.

There could be a cherry joke in here somewhere too.

:shiftyeyes;

Did I just post this?

 

[Aftermath]

Oh man, I would so eat that baby with a Coke and fries.

 

[DainBramaged]

hahahhaha...I've been laughing for five minutes...sorta on and off....like I think of the joke and then I laugh a little more.

 

[Cabages]

Not bad. The special sauce posted a few posts back gave it a little more kick.

 

[gsethi]

is it a boy or a girl ?

 

[oboeguy]

Really goofy but had me ROFL.