Being you have a flip phone that can't do web just shows how unimportant you are.
Stop with your personal attacks. Are you even capable of clicking submit without including a personal attack or belittlement of some kind?
While I am working phone calls and email are serious, getting online serious too. If I grow tired of it, I just mute my phone and forget about it for a while.
While I'm working, I walk around a massive lab as an engineering tech testing CPUs that won't see the market for
years, literally on the cutting edge of technology. I helped design and build the test platform for one of Intel's most top secret "thingy that I can't talk about" quite a while before Anand got his hands on it to review.
I don't have time for phone calls and email.
I can carry an iPad unobtrusively into a restaurant if something goes haywire. A laptop not so much. Not to mention the iPad is ready to go in about 1 second, the laptop takes 10x or more time to boot.
If I'm walking into a restaurant, I don't give two shits who sees me with a laptop. If I'm taking my laptop into a restaurant, I'm going to accept that I need X-amount of space to place it to work. Tables at restaurants are more than adequate to hold my coffee and doughnut while I work. At least I don't have to hunch over the table to use my laptop because it doesn't lay flat and I don't need to buy ANOTHER product to hold the laptop in a position that I can sit comfortably to use it.
What does "going haywire" have to do with anything? Such a technical term, I don't know where to start!! I must admit, you have me there. iPads never "go haywire" and laptops are ALWAYS doing that! Stupid, stupid laptops. I hate them!
Lastly, it doesn't take but a touch of a button to recover from sleep mode and it's pretty damn quick. If you're going to use the "it boots 2 seconds faster!" nonsense as a legitimate argument, nobody's going to take you seriously.
If you don't do anything in life, then yes iPads and other stuff is a waste of money.
See? More belittlement. Grow up.