How-de-doodlee-do!, Toastie Toaster?s the name and Toasting?s the game.

[dug777]

Originally posted by: troglodytis
Wait! Before you go! There is one question; an important one!
The others will have to know!

are you whacked out?

 

[Yomicron]

Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is also infinite...
...would you like a toasted tea cake?

 

[xcript]

I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.

 

[vshah]

*sets toaster to level 3*

*toasts*


*butters*


*eats*



bliss

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: vshah
*sets blaster to kill*

*takes aim at vshah*


*blasts*


*eats*



bleuggh

fixed.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

wondering if they set up a toaster.

 

[troglodytis]

Would anyone like any toast?

 

[KoolAidKid]

If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in toramasalada.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: troglodytis
Would anyone like any toast?

yes. with butter and vegemite please

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
so there are only two people who seem to know what this is all about - shame on you ATOT, shame on you.


"Hey, this is mine. That's mine. All this is mine. I'm claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine. Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something. "

I'm gonna eat ya little fishies.

 

[preslove]

There sure are a lot of smeg heads in this thread.

I can't believe no one's made a smegma joke yet. That show introduced the term to me.

 

[Yomicron]

Originally posted by: preslove
There sure are a lot of smeg heads in this thread.

I can't believe no one's made a smegma joke yet. That show introduced the term to me.

The word smeg:

Invented words

Red Dwarf is famous for using the word "smeg" in order to remove swearwords from the show and to add to a futuristic terminology. Some examples of the word in context are "smegger", "smeghead", "smeg off", "smeg-for-brains", and "smegging hell". The character of Rimmer tells a vending machine in one episode to "...smeg off, you smeggy smegging smegger!" The writers of Red Dwarf have stated that they invented the word and that it has no connection with any similar real words, such as "smegma"; however, lexicographer Tony Thorne, in his 1990 Dictionary of Contemporary Slang (ISBN 074752856X), reports instances of "smeg" (and derivatives) being used as a term of "mild contempt and even affection" among "schoolboys, students and punks" as early as the mid-1970s ? a decade or so prior to the inception of the Red Dwarf phenomenon ? and unequivocally traces the etymology of the term back to "smegma".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf

 

[artikk]

Half the time I think ATOT is smoking crack.

 

[Sheepathon]