How COOL are YOU?

[Brutuskend]

Take this simple test!

 

[uberman]

I drink my martinis shaken and not stirred. This is the preferred method.

 

[iamaelephant]

Apparently I'm a dickhead

 

[compuwiz1]

"Nope! YOU'RE STILL A DICKHEAD. **TEST COMPLETED*;"

Guess I'm not so cool.

 

[swtethan]

it says im awesome, cool!

 

[intogamer]

I am teh cool

 

[Vegitto]

I R TEH ROCK! :laugh:

 

[compuwiz1]

Ok, listen up.

I took a shower, shaved, then put on some old spice. I had my house manager, wax all my back hair off my back, then proceeded to dye my chest hair with grecian formula, and when dry, cut it to the proper length.
Finally, I got out old "buzzy". Now my ear and nose hairs are non-detectable.

With this fresh overhaul, I retook the test. The results were astounding.

"Congratulations! YOU ARE A RARE BREED! WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE CALLING IN. THEY WANT YOUR PHONE NUMBER! THEY WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY! How can we reach you? THIS IS URGENT ** URGENT** URGENT** :shocked:

 

[alkemyst]

I am too cool to take tests to tell me how cool I am.

Besides everyone knows Chuck Norris writes all tests to determine COOLNESS and there is no guy cool in his eyes.