How come they still can't design urinals right?

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Lots of times they are too high or too low. Hello, why must a urinal only be like 3 inches below your wee wee?

Not everyone wears freaking tight@$$ pants so that they don't get int he way.

I was wearing shorts today that come past my knee, not super baggy ones or anything, just barely past the knee, and it was going to touch the urinal.. wTF How freaking wide do you want me to spread my legs then? You want me to pull up my freaking shorts so they're short shorts?

This is absurd.

I don't get why they can't just design good ones...

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Maybe you're too short... i've never had this problem.

 

[puffff]

Someone needs to teach you how to use a urinal? I've never problems with them....

 

[OVERKILL]

It's probable that you were blessed with a smaller than average wee wee, hence your problems with urinals.

:brokenheart:

 

[thescreensavers]

I hate using urinals they splash me eeww

 

[Kelvrick]

Some people do need lessons. Why is there so much damn splash on the floor under one where I work? Why!? Then I gotta stand with my feet like 4 feet apart.

 

[Rock Hydra]

If using a urinal is too tough, you can always sit in the stall like a girl.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

I'm 5'9, that's not too damn short to use a urinal.

But I've seen some urinals that are really too high, and you only have a few inches of clearance. That one really pisses me off, because it boggles a lto of ppl , and it's one of those old fashioned ones with a huge@$$ bowl of water.

The one at my gym today was just too damn low. Like I said, my shorts were about to touch it and they ran past my knee. Too low, and yet they stick out too far that my shorts get so close.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Get a longer penis asap.

 

[BigJ]

Would you rather have them be the troughs they have in stadiums?

 

[Baked]

You should just sit down to pee, it's the only way.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Would you rather have them be the troughs they have in stadiums?

i wish they had those in my house :Q

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: Baked
You should just sit down to pee, it's the only way.

:thumbsdown:

 

[xanis]

I'm 6' even and the urinals are sized just right...

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's probable that you were blessed with a smaller than average brain brain, hence your problems with urinals.

:brokenheart:

fixed


Urinals were designed for 5'9" men

 

[Theb]

I've never had a problem using urinals.

Urinal Game

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: BigJ
Would you rather have them be the troughs they have in stadiums?

i wish they had those in my house :Q

It's called the shower

 

[Sentinel]

Either the urinals are poorly designed so that they touch you when you accidentally stand too close or they have all too much water in them & 'ya get splashed.

 

[silverpig]

Wall + trough FTW!

 

[VanTheMan]

Originally posted by: Baked
You should just sit down to pee, it's the only way.

The water is too cold... It's pretty deep too...