- Sep 14, 2007
Have it on a big screen above their head with a Pinocchio animation
Polygraphs are inadmissible in court because they are inaccurate, have false positives and can be fooled into giving false negatives as well.
They are all but useless except in the discovery or detective phase of an investigation.
You offer them milk and cookies. Or waffles. Tell the truth now, who can resist waffles?
I'd lie and tell them I was a polygraph expert just to get free waffles. And if they put me on a lie detector to confirm I'd tell them I passed because I'm a polygraph expert and they don't know how to results without me.