How come there are no mail order brides from the US?

StormRider

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We have very poor areas in the US (like certain parts of West Virginia) that are similar to other poor countries that have mail order brides and yet there is none from the US.
 

Nitemare

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Toothless inbred who nags, or pretty young foreign girl who you can't understand....

decisions decisions
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: StormRider
We have very poor areas in the US (like certain parts of West Virginia) that are similar to other poor countries that have mail order brides and yet there is none from the US.

Because most people want IN the US not OUT.

until you have traveled the world you cannot truley appreciate how good we have it here.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: StormRider
We have very poor areas in the US (like certain parts of West Virginia) that are similar to other poor countries that have mail order brides and yet there is none from the US.

Because most people want IN the US not OUT.

until you have traveled the world you cannot truley appreciate how good we have it here.
Well put....but then again...there are some hot women down in brazil. :D
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Because they haven't needed to leave the country in order to find some poor pathetic superficial sap to shower them with money?
 

Safeway

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If there were mail order brides, that were clean, hot, etc ... I'd get one for fun :)
 

Queasy

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My lord! You're right! Why, there's a veritable treasure trove of potential revenue here!

Mail-Order Hillbilly girls! Get your own Elly May Clampett!
 

Pepsei

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I think white women would be a big seller in Mexico, but then again, they can't afford it so they have to sneak into this country and steal our jobs and our women. :p
 

Queasy

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
I think white women would be a big seller in Mexico, but then again, they can't afford it so they have to sneak into this country and steal our jobs and our women. :p

What about Japan? Don't they have a thing for big American breasts and blonde hair?
 

Vette73

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: StormRider
We have very poor areas in the US (like certain parts of West Virginia) that are similar to other poor countries that have mail order brides and yet there is none from the US.

Because most people want IN the US not OUT.

until you have traveled the world you cannot truley appreciate how good we have it here.
Well put....but then again...there are some hot she-males down in brazil. :D


I think you mistyped, so I fixed what you were REALLY thinking.

 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: Pepsei
I think white women would be a big seller in Mexico, but then again, they can't afford it so they have to sneak into this country and steal our jobs and our women. :p

What about Japan? Don't they have a thing for big American breasts and blonde hair?


Japan? don't know, I heard they are also into 'simulated' child porn, because real child porn is ilegal.
 

iamme

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because eventually they'll end up on ebay and shipping will kill the deal.
 

DAGTA

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Two reasons:
There's more money in the USA than any other country. So women don't want to leave.

Second, USA women are the second most stuck-up prissy women on the planet (on average). Most men in other countries don't want USA women after meeting a few.
 

JulesMaximus

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In school they teach you that there is no such thing as a stupid question but in reality there is.

Why do they lie to children like that??? :|
 

Booster

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Mail-order bride... Man, think again. I would advise you to Never, ever even think of...