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ScottyB

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always have extremely advanced technology, yet haven't grasped the concept of clothing?
 
guyver01

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when you're that advanced, modesty doesn't mean much.

i mean, what good is clothing with x-ray goggles?
 
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ScottyB

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Originally posted by: guyver01
when you're that advanced, modesty doesn't mean much.

i mean, what good is clothing with x-ray goggles?
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They still have to stay warm and etc...
 
guyver01

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Originally posted by: ScottyB
Originally posted by: guyver01
when you're that advanced, modesty doesn't mean much.

i mean, what good is clothing with x-ray goggles?
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They still have to stay warm and etc...
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personal force fields create a climate control system which is adaptave to each biosignature


er...

or so i hear ;)

 
BillGates

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The funniest part is that they seem to be mysteriously drawn to trailer parks and other nice neighborhoods and stay away from cities and suburbs where there are (****AHEM ----EDUCATED---- ****) people who don't believe in their existence.
 
Pliablemoose

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Their nudity would explain a lot about those trailer park anal probes...

Seriously though, it's been suggested that the memories of alien abductions etc are a result of childhood sexual abuse that's been repressed.
 
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dfi

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Maybe aliens are wearing clothes? How do you know they aren't wearing a full body skin tight suit?

dfi
 
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stormbv

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It's pretty interesting if you look at human being's conceptions of what aliens have looked like through the decades. Starting in the '50's everyone thought they looked like robots, then they looked monstrous and they just kept taking on more and more of a human-like form. These were people who had claimed to have seen aliens. Did the robot aliens stop coming around and let the greys have a turn at anally probing us? Or were these people just influenced by popular culture's conceptions of aliens at the time? :p
 
BillGates

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Seriously though, it's been suggested that the memories of alien abductions etc are a result of childhood sexual abuse that's been repressed.
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I will go along with that MUCH sooner than believing in visitors that supposedly travel millions of miles with super technology only to stop for the world's finest, Mississippi residents. (Or fill in your favorite stereotypical state here)
 
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ScottyB

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Their nudity would explain a lot about those trailer park anal probes...

Seriously though, it's been suggested that the memories of alien abductions etc are a result of childhood sexual abuse that's been repressed.
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I'm talking about in movies, not real life.
 
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MournSanity

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The aliens in Independence Day wore, um, "suits." Now that I think of it, the aliens in Mars Attacks! did so also :p





EDIT: Or maybe being nude just makes them feel sexier :Q
 
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Originally posted by: BillGates
The funniest part is that they seem to be mysteriously drawn to trailer parks and other nice neighborhoods and stay away from cities and suburbs where there are (****AHEM ----EDUCATED---- ****) people who don't believe in their existence.
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Maybe those people who refuse to acknowledge their existance always seem to pass off strange occurances as natrual phenomenon.
 
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godspeedx

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Originally posted by: BillGates
The funniest part is that they seem to be mysteriously drawn to trailer parks and other nice neighborhoods and stay away from cities and suburbs where there are (****AHEM ----EDUCATED---- ****) people who don't believe in their existence.
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hahahaha
 
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godspeedx

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: BillGates
The funniest part is that they seem to be mysteriously drawn to trailer parks and other nice neighborhoods and stay away from cities and suburbs where there are (****AHEM ----EDUCATED---- ****) people who don't believe in their existence.
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Maybe those people who refuse to acknowledge their existance always seem to pass off strange occurances as natrual phenomenon.
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Have you ever passed off an alien sighting as a natural phenomenon?
 
BillGates

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Originally posted by: godspeedx
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: BillGates
The funniest part is that they seem to be mysteriously drawn to trailer parks and other nice neighborhoods and stay away from cities and suburbs where there are (****AHEM ----EDUCATED---- ****) people who don't believe in their existence.
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Maybe those people who refuse to acknowledge their existance always seem to pass off strange occurances as natrual phenomenon.
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Have you ever passed off an alien sighting as a natural phenomenon?
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Not me. Anybody else?
 
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