How certain are you...

[NuclearNed]

...that over the course of your life you've gotten laid on every day of the week?

At age 49, I'm about 98% sure I have. But who knows - people get into strange rhythms & habits. It would be funny if after the end of life, God revealed to me that for whatever reason, Mrs Ned & I never fooled around on any Thursday ever.

 

[allisolm]

Hopefully, if I missed a day, there will be no penalty.

 

[nakedfrog]

I have a high confidence level.

 

[highland145]

So many Moms, so little time...

 

[sdifox]

No fucking clue.

 

[highland145]

No fucking clue.

What day is that?

 

[Jeeebus]

does sex with my hand count? because if it does, then 10000000% sure.

 

[rcpratt]

Maybe I can convince the wife to definitively answer this for me next week.

 

[highland145]

Maybe I can convince the wife to definitively answer this for me next week.

Might be a bad idea if she decides that "you've already used that day" down the line.

 

[BurnItDwn]

yea, had an ex that was pyscho crazy bitch, but got laid like 2 or even 3 times in a day.

Now, things are a lot less exciting on that front, but, on the plus side, my wife is somebody who i love and respect as a person.

 

[BudAshes]

100%. But what about every hour of the day? Like have you gotten laid at 4 in the morning? Or have you had noon nookie?

 

[Mayne]

I haven't had sex in 20 years to this very day.

 

[nakedfrog]

100%. But what about every hour of the day? Like have you gotten laid at 4 in the morning? Or have you had noon nookie?

Hm, I'd guess I'm missing 5-6AM, maybe other potential gaps.

 

[sandorski]

7 times minimum or once for everyday alive?

 

[Muadib]

100%. But what about every hour of the day? Like have you gotten laid at 4 in the morning? Or have you had noon nookie?

On the Ops question, 100%. On your question, no, not every hour.

 

[whm1974]

I can for one am very certain I have never gotten laid everyday of the week. Those of you guys that had, how in Hell did you afford to do that?

 

[highland145]

I can for one am very certain I have never gotten laid everyday of the week. Those of you guys that had, how in Hell did you afford to do that?

Sampling the merchandise.

 

[NuclearNed]

How about every calendar day? I'm 100% sure I have some gaps there... I wish I would have thought about this years ago - it would have been a fun goal to see how quickly we could mark off the final day.

 

[Muadib]

I can for one am very certain I have never gotten laid everyday of the week. Those of you guys that had, how in Hell did you afford to do that?

I got the milk for free....

 

[whm1974]

I got the milk for free....

Gifts can be expensive and there is there is also going to boring Social Events with her that you don't want to attend as well.

 

[nakedfrog]

I can for one am very certain I have never gotten laid everyday of the week. Those of you guys that had, how in Hell did you afford to do that?

I'm a reasonably attractive person, I'm funny, and I play the guitar. You can get a reasonable guitar for a few hundred dollars, I can't help with the other bits.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Gifts can be expensive and there is there is also going to boring Social Events with her that you don't want to attend as well.

Gee, and you're still single, huh? Can't imagine why.

 

[nakedfrog]

Gifts can be expensive and there is there is also going to boring Social Events with her that you don't want to attend as well.

Also, stop thinking of sex as a transactional situation, that doesn't help.

 

[zinfamous]

Gee, and you're still single, huh? Can't imagine why.

careful: dude's idea of "social events" for his target, er, potential lady are along the lines of "Disney on Ice."

 

[whm1974]

careful: dude's idea of "social events" for his target, er, potential lady are along the lines of "Disney on Ice."

I had never been to Disney on Ice in my life. And why would I have taken a HS girl on a date to that anyway?