How can you sabotage computer speakers?

[UDT89]

So i got a promotion and had my desk moved at work. well now the "office assistant" sits sorta next to me. the most annoying girl in the world, thank god i got more money b/c at this point i'd be ready to quit.

well not only is she the dumbest person on the planet, she plays her music loud. I ask her twice a day to lower the speakers. But today she told me im annoying her and said she was here first......meaning in this part of the office. i've been here 2.5 years and she's been here 10 months but she somehow "claimed" the back of the office.

now its on. so im gonna have fun with it. I wanna sabotage her computer speakers. OTHER than cutting wires, whats the best way to "break" them with out any cosmetic damage?

Yes i know im immature, im a supervisor and i shouldnt act like this, blah blah blah. But this is going to be the most fun i'll have in my office for the week.

 

[EKKC]

annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

 

[Brainonska511]

Does she also have a red swingline stapler and mumble a lot?

 

[smack Down]

Two words. High voltage

 

[40Hands]

Sounds like a bitch. Tell her to get some headphones

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: EKKC
annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

Have you ever had a job in your life? That would likely get HIM fired rather than her, or both of them.

 

[mcvickj]

Do you think she is smart enough to check the connection? Plug the speakers into a different jack. Maybe the MIC IN.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: EKKC
annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

Have you ever had a job in your life? That would likely get HIM fired rather than her, or both of them.

if he's the supervisor and pretty much untouchable, why the hell not

 

[jtvang125]

Stun gun?

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: EKKC
annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

Have you ever had a job in your life? That would likely get HIM fired rather than her, or both of them.

Or they'd tell him to suck it up, and his job would just become more unbearable.

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: EKKC
annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

Have you ever had a job in your life? That would likely get HIM fired rather than her, or both of them.

got that right nebor. i learned my lesson the hard way with in office relationships....learned it twice actually. I dont need another female not talking to me here.

like can magnets do something?

lol help.

 

[Excelsior]

Replace them with headphones?

 

[Skiddex]

just get something like this and hide the control over by you. turn it down when you get annoyed and she will be looking around like "wtf?!?!"

 

[swtethan]

do the speakers have ports?

are the cones made of paper?

WATER

pour it right on the speaker, daily maybe

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: EKKC
annoying aside. she hot? pics?
i'd just get her fired. if you're promoted you can have an "affair" with her and then break it off and say you need her fired

Have you ever had a job in your life? That would likely get HIM fired rather than her, or both of them.

got that right nebor. i learned my lesson the hard way with in office relationships....learned it twice actually. I dont need another female not talking to me here.

like can magnets do something?

lol help.

if they're cheap sets, can you go into the office on a weekend, continuously blast those speakers at the loudest for about 4 hours non stop?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Assuming it's a standard office PC, disable the onboard sound in the BIOS. Only works if you've got an inside man in IT who knows WTF is going on.

BTW - she's going to blame you anyways, so have an alibi.

- M4H

 

[Ika]

maybe take a needle and poke a few holes into the cones.

 

[MangoTBG]

Water would work. You could go in and uninstall her audio drivers...that'd be a tough one for her to figure out. Plug into MIC input.

I think doing all three just to make sure she never plays a sound again would be nice .

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Assuming it's a standard office PC, disable the onboard sound in the BIOS. Only works if you've got an inside man in IT who knows WTF is going on.

BTW - she's going to blame you anyways, so have an alibi.

- M4H

i could pull this off, the IT guy is my boss. we're tiny, dont really have a ton of departments. thing is i cant tell him b/c he's a miserable unfun prick. and i can do the bios thing, but he'll figure it out and plus that would require him to be near me for at least 30 min finding the problem.

as far as the weekends......i could come, but im not that hard up.

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Assuming it's a standard office PC, disable the onboard sound in the BIOS. Only works if you've got an inside man in IT who knows WTF is going on.

BTW - she's going to blame you anyways, so have an alibi.

- M4H

i could pull this off, the IT guy is my boss. we're tiny, dont really have a ton of departments. thing is i cant tell him b/c he's a miserable unfun prick. and i can do the bios thing, but he'll figure it out and plus that would require him to be near me for at least 30 min finding the problem.

as far as the weekends......i could come, but im not that hard up.

Heh, don't you remember when I almost blew YOUR speakers screwing around with it? I can show you exactly how that will be completely undetectable...pm me.

 

[UDT89]

lol well i gotta make 100 copies of a brochure. so im gonna make her do it, and i'll get some details on the speakers when she leaves

 

[Excelsior]

Are you allowed to wear headphones and listen to music?

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: UDT89

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Assuming it's a standard office PC, disable the onboard sound in the BIOS. Only works if you've got an inside man in IT who knows WTF is going on.

BTW - she's going to blame you anyways, so have an alibi.

- M4H

i could pull this off, the IT guy is my boss. we're tiny, dont really have a ton of departments. thing is i cant tell him b/c he's a miserable unfun prick. and i can do the bios thing, but he'll figure it out and plus that would require him to be near me for at least 30 min finding the problem.

as far as the weekends......i could come, but im not that hard up.

Heh, don't you remember when I almost blew YOUR speakers screwing around with it? I can show you exactly how that will be completely undetectable...pm me.

hahaha dude good ole college days. that reciever i got still doesnt work right, but the sub is kick ass. got it hooked up to my surround sound with xbox 360.

Pm on the way.

 

[swtethan]

put superglue on the volume knob (so you cant tell) to MAX VOLUME, she will think its stuck.

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: swtethan
put superglue on the volume knob (so you cant tell) to MAX VOLUME, she will think its stuck.

LOL maybe MIN volume!